'Team urine' take the p*ss at Stoney Cove

[purple vonny]

What a piddle-tastic report.

Steve, I have some bumper velcro extra absorbent nappies at work...... But have you tried just using a tight elastic band?
And I must ask Madcow where she bought her "flange" - she was cradling it in her hands like a precious jewel last time she came through the front door.

Look forward to seeing team weewee down here soon.

[divingniknaks]

I'd make a guess it's this item.

SHEWEE - THE OFFICIAL HOME OF SHEWEE THE PORTABLE URINATING DEVICE FOR WOMEN

Haven't seen Di's though I hasten to add.

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[Howard Payne]

I hope she's not putting anything "non-Halcyon" near that newly GUE tech certified jack n' danny of her's. Now she's officially got the chip inserted - it'll reject it almost immediately.

If it's Salvo - it might even spit it clean out

[Mal Bridgeman]

Originally Posted by divingniknaks

I'd make a guess it's this item.

SHEWEE - THE OFFICIAL HOME OF SHEWEE THE PORTABLE URINATING DEVICE FOR WOMEN

Haven't seen Di's though I hasten to add.

.

Oh no ... this is serious Phill .... check this out

[Scubee]

Excellent report, Steve.

I think i may have to have a chat with Di... I can feel a shopping trip

[paramedic paul]

OMG, and you get on at me about bringing HSAC into disrepute

I'm on duty tomorrow so i'll see if I can aquire a catheter for you, you can't get that the wrong way round, well not without excessive pain and much releasing of tears!

I'm not helping you "Insert" it though, my eyes ain't what they used to be

Nice report mate.

[ratcliffe]

Pretty much the same here. Steve you have no shame, Di you are a kit tart, but its a good job you were being as Steve was being forgetful again
Enjoy your new found status, both of you!

[Madfish]

I have to say Steve & I had a marvellous day @ Stoney - although, he was dressed a little 'optimistically' for the weather I thought. The repercussions of the day are still with me though - the use of the She-p was a spur of the moment decision, made quickly on the basis I had found the missing component and wanted to try it out, before I lost it again (the quick release gadget, sold by Phil) So, not expecting to use the damn thing, anticipating a 'dry' run, I glued it on with quick set spray Hollister glue and off we went. However, due to our run time, and the fact that my new truck has cup-holders of which I am proud and drive everywhere with 2 gallons of coffee at my disposal, it was apparent that I had over-cooked the hydration and needed to 'go'. Which was relatively easy, although paranoia soon set in, it was unwarranted.

However, when the instructions recommend that the 'area of attachment' is 'clean' I assummed it was to ensure that the She-P attached. NO, NO, NO it is to ensure the bloody thing detaches

So, despite a long bath, the nail scissors, clarins face wash and waterproof mascara remover, can anyone offer any suggestions on how to remove the evidence that 'a lady has stuck something unusual down below' which is how I anticipate the hospital notes to read

Before you start, suggestions of flame-throwers, turps and drimmels, will not be entertained. Nor will it be videoed.

Thank you

Di

PS And thanks to Wet Blind Steve for a great day out You didn't mention the shocking viz, but I expect you didn't see it

[SoggyFox]

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

check [url="http://www.she-p.com/"]this

we shouldn't laugh but in the reviews section a chap has written in portugese about a Brazillian Website, being an american site i doubt they see the smut that i can.

[SoggyFox]

Originally Posted by Madfish

So, despite a long bath, the nail scissors, clarins face wash and waterproof mascara remover, can anyone offer any suggestions on how to remove the evidence that 'a lady has stuck something unusual to her nether regions' which is how I anticipate the hospital notes to read

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