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Old 30-04-08, 01:43 PM
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can anyone offer any suggestions on how to remove the evidence that 'a lady has stuck something unusual to her nether regions' which is how I anticipate the hospital notes to read

Ask Hubby to rip it off "Brazillian" stylee .... then be more diligent about the grass cutting next time
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Obviously being medically minded and used to seeing things which would surprise and shock some of the more delicate YDers I could be in a position to offer advice but, unlike Steve, I can't operate blind so could you please supply photo's of the affected area upon receipt of which i'll retire to a darkened room to analyze them and offer my advice
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can't you pee on it to losen the sticky stuff !!

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So, despite a long bath, the nail scissors, clarins face wash and waterproof mascara remover, can anyone offer any suggestions on how to remove the evidence that 'a lady has stuck something unusual down below' which is how I anticipate the hospital notes to read

Before you start, suggestions of flame-throwers, turps and drimmels, will not be entertained. Nor will it be videoed.

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Hello

Before you ask how I know this, I'm a Pharmacist, so I deal with these things all the time.

Hollister do adhesive remover pads Hollister - UK: - Continence Care Products they might even send you a free sample.

A lot of my patients use these to clean off the glue residue. They used to do a spray one as well - not sure if this would dissolve the glue on and 'in situ' device, but might be worth asking about - their helpline people are really good, so might be worth a call

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Edit: vonny beat me to it with the salts product - very similar if I remember correctly. I still can't believe I gave a serious answer on a thread like this.....
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