Slappers n Flappers do Crappers

[the goat]

The thread was meant to have the headline Yazzy Does Manchester.......and Liverpool........and Wigan but it was just too long ffs.

Anyhoo another Capernwray write up but with a twist.

So after months of trying to organise a dive , myself and markymark arranged to meet at Crappers for the day,with a last minute addition of Yazzy and Pieeater.


Long story short,Yazzy n me roll up at 9ish followed by Mark(Pieeater was following later)park up, cylinders filled,off to the cafe where we spent most of the day.


Previous to this whilst minding our own business, who should stroll on by(casing out everybody s car I might add) but Lily Savage and Cilla Black(Sparky750 and his only mate in the world Gav)


Now from this moment on it was an amazingly hilarious day of Scouse/Manc/Cockernee/Wigan baiting slander which was only interrupted by the fact that we had to put regs in our mouths to stop the verbal abuse.Good job we all knew the non PADI/BSAC hand signals for what we thought of each other.
Yazzy also taught us a new signal............................"I m lost" probably 6 or 7 times today, once when she was in the cafe.

2 fabulous dives in which Yazzy got lost and Sparky got wet(wahey!!!)

Mostly diver soup but it was a wetting, right??

In case you missed that bit Sparky750/David Dickinson/The Incredible Tanning Man got wet......not wet enough.....but wet....


Martin also brought along his Revo, which, despite all the plaudits and kit envy it gets on here,I couldn t see the attraction but it is a gorgeous piece of kit.I have no interest in rebreathers at all but this stunning machine makes me want one so much that me and the 2 Scousers were seriously considering robbin.......I mean, getting our own....


Mucho much niceness to all.....Yazzy....Mark.....Martin......and the 2 burglars twas a great day only interrupted by the fact we had to bloody dive....Cheers guys

[Sparky750]

Yeah great day cheers guys Martin has been in touch with fort knox for tips on how to safely guard his revo from scousers the only way they cold come up with was to dress it in a nited shirt The banter was of top quality as always, it's the last time i bring Gav along to a YD dive though as he has far too much ammunition on me Yes i got wet again suit is going in this week as it's obviously not my zipping skills as previously thought Oh and if anyone needs water skiing lessons you know where to come. Who let the woman lead anyway? (said knowing full well that if any of the blokes had led we'd have only seen rocks which is some feat in there)

[yazzyfooty]

I thought Debbie does Dallas was adventurous but crikey Yazzy does Manchester, Liverpool AND Wigan!! Do you mind? I have taste I have only been to Wigan in the last couple of years for footy games!

I was never really lost I just wanted you men to feel important and take over, just like when there is a BBQ. Look what happens when I do let a fella lead, the Manc from the swamp found the Wessex but did end up finishing the dive at far wall with the longest surface swim in the quarry. Cheers

Thanks for the invite it was a brilliant day and it was so good to laugh so hard and so much, it beats gardening anyday.

[pieater]

Once again I gave the grim reaper the finger and lived to dive another day. Perchance mine and the Goats' buddy awareness might need a tweek or two Running out of suit inflate was a tad embarassing.

Nice to see you all.

Goaty boy - you can run but you can't hide from the mightyness of the rebreather. Honestly - when you go, you won't go back...Sparky's already done for...next ... the world!!

[DIVE BUDDHA]

sounds like you had a good laugh lee and am almost sorry i missed it!

so steves suit has turned into a teabag ?

i bet that was a talking point dureing the cups of tea!

best wishes leigh

[Sparky750]

Originally Posted by DIVE BUDDHA

sounds like you had a good laugh lee and am almost sorry i missed it!

so steves suit has turned into a teabag ?

i bet that was a talking point dureing the cups of tea!

best wishes leigh

I wish it was but no much more embarrassing remind me to never take that so called mate of mine diving again i think it's the bit where my zips meets thats leaking but i can't be arsed getting wet again to find out so into the shop it's going

[pieater]

Originally Posted by yazzyfooty

Do you mind? I have taste I have only been to Wigan in the last couple of years for footy games!

What you trying to say eh, eh, eh? You startin or what?

Oh alright, I give in.

[Sparky750]

Originally Posted by pieater

What you trying to say eh, eh, eh? You startin or what?

Oh alright, I give in.

Like i said earlier mate your in the middle you get the shite manc accent and you rob stuff

[pieater]

Originally Posted by the goat

Anyhoo another Capernwray write up but with a twist.

Never mind that - where's the photos?

[DIVE BUDDHA]

Originally Posted by Sparky750

I wish it was but no much more embarrassing remind me to never take that so called mate of mine diving again i think it's the bit where my zips meets thats leaking but i can't be arsed getting wet again to find out so into the shop it's going

takes the pleasure out of diving when u get wet ! well done for getting the suit in steve !

you taking it local for repair or is it going into otter