Front loading suits and women with large chests...

[Sixsquid]

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

What? Where the chaps can discuss manly matters of general interest, like Football, Cricket and Rugby? We could invite in guest posters such as Mr Cholmondly-Warner to discuss topics such as the best materials for constructing a Smoking Jacket, which pipe tobacco is the most fragrant and our preferred type of port. Is that the sort of thing you had in mind?

Originally Posted by Madfish

Look what happens when you post a thread marked 'For ladies only' etc all the guys come flocking......... so the girls will only do the same. It would be like an internet version of the Harrod's sale....... imagine, Purple V, Bouyant, Scubee, Sixie, Dirty Kirstie and us - all jammed in a virtual doorway together........

There are quite a few Sky chanels "for men" even "Films4Men" and they are all full of utter tripe so I don't even bother looking now. I'm guessing they think "Dave" is for men but it has repeats of all the programs I like so ............. just call me Dave (said in a deep gruff voice)

Originally Posted by Mal Bridgeman

but we have a zero tolerance policy on a**** weights (See! I can't even say the word in full)
Mal

Try sticking a 'w' at the beginning

Getting back to frontloading drysuits for women with an ample bosom ...



never posed any problems for me



but the braces frequently ping undone

[Venus]

As a rather slender female with a rather ample frontage ….. I volunteer to perform a test on the compression (or not) of said ample frontage when using a front loading dry suit

But, you’ll have to lend me the suit

[Steven]

Originally Posted by Jules

I think the mai9n problem is about height... you need to be reasonably tall for a front loader to work. If you are short then the zip has to go a long way over the shoulder and round the back so it starts not being self donning anyhow.
When i got my made to measure at Otter they said front loader wasn't possible for me ...
Jules

which is why you MUST remember to ask to be zipped up!!!!!

[Steven]

Originally Posted by Fiona

Maybe it is the time of year, maybe it is my lack of a sense of humour. There seems to be somewhat of an obsession in various posts at the moment and one I am not fond of of.

Maybe we should have a men only subsection.

but if we did could you manage not to read it??

[Janos]

Originally Posted by Madfish

I have to say Janos, I think you are being somewhat disengenious here. Either the 'lady' in question has not done some sensible research in that cough area, or she has a bit of a pash for you......

The correct course of action, in my humble opinion is to either point said 'lady' to the direction of YD and get her to post her own questions OR you offer her what she is quite clearly angling for, namely a private examination in the compressor shed, complete with pretend zips, breast squashing & a 'round the upperbody bear hug' (measurement ). Then, if she persists, get the Dud to give a second opinion.

She may find her acoutrements are not so large after all

Rest assured that not only did the lady have her "bit of fluff" in close proximity, but Missus Janos was around so I don't think that's the cause. But nice of you to say

She was told by another female club member, who also has a large chest, that front-zipping drysuits were painfull across the chest but I've no idea if this is Chinese whispers or not so I thought I'd ask YD.

I said that I knew several women who wore front-loaders, but then was asked "and how big are their tits" and then I turned pink and retreated...

Janos

[Scubee]

Originally Posted by Steven

but if we did could you manage not to read it??

of course. It would only be full of vulgarities, football, and all manner of other boring shite.
Anything you wanted us to comment upon wouldn't be in that subsection.






(it would be pretty empty then )

[Steven]

Originally Posted by Scubee

of course. It would only be full of vulgarities, football, and all manner of other boring shite.
Anything you wanted us to comment upon wouldn't be in that subsection.






(it would be pretty empty then )

whats football????

[MarkP]

Originally Posted by Fiona

Maybe it is the time of year, maybe it is my lack of a sense of humour. There seems to be somewhat of an obsession in various posts at the moment and one I am not fond of of.

'fraid I agree. It's a laugh from time to time, but it becomes tedious when repeated too often.

Originally Posted by Fiona

Maybe we should have a men only subsection.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!