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Wetsuits, Drysuits & Undersuits: Discuss Getting my knob out for a wee in the Dive Kit and Equipment forums: i find leaning forward at about 45 degrees using the wall for support keeps the neckseal well out of the ...

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Hope the zip is long enough for my Very Small Penis 5 22.73%
Wee into a Lucozade bottle then give it to Digger to drink 13 59.09%
Convenience zip with its razor sharp, chopper chopping teeth 4 18.18%
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Old 18-02-08, 02:40 PM
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i find leaning forward at about 45 degrees using the wall for support keeps the neckseal well out of the way. however, i was hoping that my new Seaskin with front entry would make this a thing of the past, but doubt is creeping in... roll on 10 March!
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Woz, I have a Seaskin Nova with a p-zip fitted. There is no way you could get 'little woz' out of the main zip unless it is about 12" long, as the zip is placed higher than on a DUI suit, and the 'telescopic' bit of the suit is only at the back, so there is no loose material to play with.

I am aware that there is about 25 innuendos in that statement, by the way.....

Ian, if the suit you saw at the weekend was at Wraysbury, and you were the guy I was talking to about it, then nice to meet you!

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Peel your suit off, go to the bog, walk straight past the urinals/toilet and head for the sink. Trap your neckseal under the sink and wee into the sink. Ta da! A wee-less neck seal.

It is considered polite to run the water in the sink while you are doing this.
I too tried going to the toilet in the sink, however even with running the tap, it took me 20 minutes hard work with a matchstick to poke the turd down the plughole.

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I too tried going to the toilet in the sink, however even with running the tap, it took me 20 minutes hard work with a matchstick to poke the turd down the plughole.

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i find leaning forward at about 45 degrees using the wall for support keeps the neckseal well out of the way.
My friend has a great dane that pisses in that position, when I asked him if he'd always pissed on walls like that, he replied, "Ever since the last one fell on him!"
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or you can poke it through the neckseal, that works for me.
Yes that works for me although it's a bit of a squeeze unless I take my neck out of it first.
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I have a pee zip in my Nortern Diver rear entry suit it is great for Rib diving when we are out all day in the sun it means I can drink loads of fluids with out worrying, yes I could use a Pee valve but that is a lot of faffing for dives less than one hour. typically once on the condom would have to stay on for eight to ten hours. I now have a chest entry Otter suit and there is know way I could wee through that with out getting half out of the suit.

I believe you do a lot of Rib diving Woz, personally I would get a pee zip.

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Ian, if the suit you saw at the weekend was at Wraysbury, and you were the guy I was talking to about it, then nice to meet you!

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Nice to meet you too, yes that was me, the two guys I was with are both looking at changing their suits from Neoprene to Membrane and as you were wearing what they were most interested in buying meeting you was very useful.

Thanks for taking the time to talk about your suit.

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Will have a chat with Richard at Seaskin and see what happens.
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