Getting my knob out for a wee

[frosty the snowman]

I saw a very nasty accident with a pee zip once. Admitedly it was on a 7mm drysuit but the victim squeeled like a badger in a breville sandwich toaster. And we all know what that sounds like don't we? Think of little Woz Woz. Use the main zip unless you want a traumatic circumcision.

[Bottle Maker]

Woz having thought further about your dilemma I offer another solution wear a nappy then you could even have a poo.

[Angleseyskipper]

you could be a pioneer and fit a mini neck seal for mini woz coupled with a todger hood yer could let rip anywhere.
extreme care would be required if diving any conger infested wrecks as the loss of todger hood could be catastrophic !!!!!!

elfyn

[Woz]

I think the ladies might object.

[warmwaterdiver]

Originally Posted by Woz

I think the ladies might object.

only if they've very good eyesight

[Woz]

Originally Posted by warmwaterdiver

only if they've very good eyesight

Very true.

"I say- what's that small purple buttom mushroom doing glued to your drysuit?"

[wilbo]

Originally Posted by Frankie Price

The trick is to do as little work as possible.
Half litre 38mm closure Lucozade bottle (empty).

I used to do this when sleeping in the van overnight and it was raining outside the van. I used to use a Ribena bottle - larger neck and nice and smooth - so nothing to lacerate Mr Johnson with..