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Wetsuits, Drysuits & Undersuits: Discuss Can I or can't I? in the Dive Kit and Equipment forums: is a self donner anything like a donner kebab? yep. including chilli sauce. Well, boxing gloves are not the easiest ................... ...

View Poll Results: Can I get Little Woz out for a wee?
Yes. Even with Woz's tiny penis 13 68.42%
No. I have to get an arm and head out 6 31.58%
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Old 14-03-08, 02:40 PM
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is a self donner anything like a donner kebab?
yep. including chilli sauce.

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Well, boxing gloves are not the easiest ................... erm, don't you mean "dripping issue"?
nope gripping issue.. let go of the zip while little finless is poking through it.. there you go.. fast retraction is not an option with this baby..
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Old 14-03-08, 02:45 PM
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I voted "yes" as I've just had my drysuit altered by Seaskin and he's done an excellent job. I'd suspect they've even thought about the problem Woz has posed.
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Old 14-03-08, 02:48 PM
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yep. including chilli sauce.



nope gripping issue.. let go of the zip while little finless is poking through it.. there you go.. fast retraction is not an option with this baby..
Oh I see. Nor to think sex thoughts, I'd imagine.

Woz! You in a whole heap a'trouble boy!
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Old 14-03-08, 02:53 PM
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Woz, just 'play safe' and get a button fly?
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I could forward you some of e-mails I have been receiving from a Mr. Spam, and you'll get extra inches, and stay up longer.
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I could forward you some of e-mails I have been receiving from a Mr. Spam, and you'll get extra inches, and stay up longer.
Oooo yes please. If you have any offering to increase length and girth and "make you cum like a fountain" then that would be great.

Although why anyone would want to is beyond me. It's messy stuf at the best of times, never mind if you spray it around like the fountains at Chatsworth. Although I believe it can fire some 150ft in the air which would be impressive.
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I can just about get Little Janos out through the bottom of my front-loading zip. However, in order to urinate successfully (ie outside not inside the suit) I need to bend 90 degrees at the hips. If you see me in this position, please do NOT approach.

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Clearly Woz, the answer is a few girly mags to get little Woz aroused then at the right moment open the zip about a quarter and hey presto, little Woz 'll be popping out like a joey from a Kangaroo's pouch. Then you can take aim and squirt in comfort.
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Woz, all you need to do is wait until you *really* need to go and then the pressure will mean you wont need to get little Woz out at all. If you time it right you could use it like a bow thruster for the rib
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