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Old 25-10-04, 10:56 AM
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Wink What would be the outcome??????????
During our diving in The Farnes this weekend I was talking to a couple of guys and one of them said he was pinned to the sea bed by a Seal, twice on the same dive!! Apparently it pushed him to the ground and lay on him! However, as he managed to get up and turn to see what had happened, it swam away. Now that's a story in itself, but here's another part to it:-
Apparently the same guy said that a girl from their club on the same trip went into a gulley, as you do, to have a look-see what was there. Unfortunately, a Seal followed her in and tried to, erm shall we say, have an intimate relartionship with her - Yeuk!!!!
So, for all you wild imaginatists out there, if it had happened and the relationship was successful! What would the offspring look like and be called?

It's a wierd story, but apparently true (or not)!!
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Old 25-10-04, 11:04 AM
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I think a drysuit could be classed as the ultimate form of contraception.......

And if it was a big seal, i think i would fake an orgasam and then leg it.
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Great Idea!!
I only hope it pointed it's thingy in the none laughing end!!!!
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And if it was a big seal, i think i would fake an orgasam and then leg it.
lmao....I'm with you on this one Porg!!!

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I think a drysuit could be classed as the ultimate form of contraception.......

And if it was a big seal, i think i would fake an orgasam and then leg it.
Me too, and I'm a bloke!!
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Seals are social and heirarchical animals and so use "play" to define their place in the heirarchy. Mating occurs on land and so this was clearly "play" behaviour, the males are over 200kg so you'd know about it if it was an adult male!
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males are over 200kg so you'd know about it if it was an adult male!
Be like shagging Barry White then?

Coat on and halfway out of the door.....
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And if it was a big seal, i think i would fake an orgasam and then leg it.

Be like shagging Barry White then?

LMAO...very good guys
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I say, I say, I say, Why did the Walruss go to a tupaware party?

'Cos he was looking for a tight seal!

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If it was a big seal then I think it's idea of play was probably "FOREPLAY!"
To fake an orgasm would probably have been the quickest, easiest and less sickly option, unless you're a pervert and decided you liked the idea of being shagged by a Barry White look-a-like.
At least you could have enjoyed a fag and a good old souly sing song afterwards and if the seal was a virgin, perhaps he'd sing - "My First, My Last, My Everything!"

Brilliant!
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