New Underwater Methane Scare!!

[Mr T.]

YD demands to know: is this the truth, or just more object Piscean bollocks??

Farting Fish

[Paul Oliver]

Bren

As a Piscean i take offence to that

As you will well know Gastrointestinal Barotrauma is a common problem with divers, especually after a heavy DCI immunisation of Curry and Lager.

The prescribed cure is to release this gas using the most direct route, and unlike other gasses it is best to do this as quickly as possible.

However be carfull not to lose control nessesitating the use of the Warhammer Manouver (as covered in an old post), as this can get very messy if you are not prepared for it.  

So if Divers can suffer from this why not fish? [Dr Nick? Sorry Dr Steve enters stage/screen left]

Dive Safe and Offgas whenever you get the chance,

Paul

[peter k]

Peter

[louigi]

<font color='#FF0000'>Could it be that they only did it when a net was menchond or present, as when someone said trawler they actualy s@!t them selves.

[Duiker]

It must be true because my wife always manages to punch me in the ribs when I fart in bed, therefore proving that she is using this as a means to find me in the dark!