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    I think a compromise is in order - Just turn your undercrackers inside out,you can then get another six months out of them at least before the stubborn understains become ofensive again.
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    aaah pondlife. after our little chats at dW the other day, why am I not surprised at you??!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by iani
    The last bath I had was around this time last year when we moved into a house that had a bath (not that common in Thailand). I haven't had one since, use the shower a lot though.

    Ian
    shower?

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    im not strange!!, im special!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finless
    2. She would be scared of an omni tentacled octopus.
    'Omni-tentacled octopus' (every tentacled octopus) Good Lord man!

    How about Hydra - many-headed snake?

    Or 'delivering the Hydra' multis partibus ilico (many times on the spot)?

    See me for detention!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr T.
    'Omni-tentacled octopus' (every tentacled octopus) Good Lord man!

    How about Hydra - many-headed snake?

    Or 'delivering the Hydra' multis partibus ilico (many times on the spot)?

    See me for detention!
    Hmm, maybe I meant unitentacled HOWEVER, if you ask any of the ladies silly enough to have gone out with me in my younger days, I'm sure they would all tell you that I appeared to have an infinite number of body parts ALL trying to make 2nd or 3rd base (if you will pardon the Americanism).

    I believe that I will let the "omni" stand and pretend I meant it.
    Still hoping to become Comfortably Numb but feel more Dazed & Confused.

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    You could always turn it into a form of entertainmet rather than a chore. Games such as:

    Polishing the lighthouse
    Waxing the dolphin
    Pumping the shotgun

    All appear to be quite popular for a little light gentlemanly relaxation at bathtime. And it sounds like you are having a really good rhythmic wash, too.
    Currently attired in Seaskin's finest

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    Kit That Makes Brave Men Weep

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    A rather brilliant place to dive

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