I always have my annual bath in the summer (whether I need it or not).
Ms Finless now wants me to have another bath before Christmas. I'm afraid to say no lest the refusal impact on the size of my Xmas pressie.
Has anyone else ever had a bath in winter? Is it safe? Any advice to help me avoid the many afflictions that must surely befall the winter bather?
Amongst other problems I can definitely forsee periscope structural failure whilst playing submarines and may well have to revert to playing the one tentacled octopus game!