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    Am I dead

    Has the world ended and I've 'woken up' in an alternative reality and if so do I need to go to work today, after all surely all the banks I owe money to will have vanished
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    I stayed awake so it wouldn't happen.

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    Based on our postie knocking at 7.10 this morning I'd say yes, this is an alternative reality.
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    Tufters, with your looks you could've been dead for years and just forgotten to stay horizontal...............................
    All comments above are probably in part or full a sweeping generalisation, your agreement or statement of emotional condition is not required.....

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    Am I dead

    Tbh with the hangover I have, I wish I was

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    I think that the brain is the sexiest part of a woman's body, especially when it decides to make her naked.

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    It's ok I plan a resurrection in a few days- then all you minions can worship me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spirit of Guernsey View Post
    I'd have thought this was a time when you really wouldn't care about any of the benefits of condoms.

    May be have some novelty value at an Apocalypse Party though...
    "I learned very early the difference between knowing the name of something and knowing something" - Richard P Feynman

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