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    Only in the Canaries ...
    Old divers never die - they just go down on old wrecks.

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    hehehe....I will let off some fireworks next time you are driving the shopping trolley....
    ...because Babylon is nothing but an infinite game of chance. (J.L. Borges)
    The mother of chaos was born in a sea. (Frank Herbert)
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    I don't push shopping trolleys and you know it!
    Old divers never die - they just go down on old wrecks.

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    oh really?!!
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    Reared on a diet of prejudice and misinformation....

    The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass

    There is no dilemma compared with that of the deep-sea diver who hears the message from the ship above, "Come up at once. We are sinking.

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    Thats NOT me
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    is that so?
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    Reared on a diet of prejudice and misinformation....

    The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass

    There is no dilemma compared with that of the deep-sea diver who hears the message from the ship above, "Come up at once. We are sinking.

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    ...and to remove any doubt...
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    Reared on a diet of prejudice and misinformation....

    The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass

    There is no dilemma compared with that of the deep-sea diver who hears the message from the ship above, "Come up at once. We are sinking.

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    Dear Andy

    This is apparently a case of mistaken identity. The man in the photograph is one Raoul, an Argentinian living on Tenerife without a work permit and involved in strange dealings. Jay's unfortunate resemblance to the man explains why the police were shadowing us for the week you were here *g*

    The fellow in the foreground, green jumper, dodgy beard etc. is HOWEVER pushing a shopping trolley and is widely known as  *Ben* Mad Max the Octopus Killer. He is very active in the secret brotherhood known as *Project Beware* and should be approached cautiously! He can however be tamed with large amounts of beer and a canarian drug (ingredients not yet identified) known as *Ron Miel.*

    *grin*
    ...because Babylon is nothing but an infinite game of chance. (J.L. Borges)
    The mother of chaos was born in a sea. (Frank Herbert)
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    Most guys go on holiday for Sun, Sea(diving ) & Sex.

    Yet you two go to the supermarket and take pickies, you perverts.

    This puts both of you top of Porgs male pervert list.
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    Andy was just hiding from a certain female member of staff who became convinced that what he really wanted for Christmas was a presentation bottle of Baileys. This was confirmed when the tannoy called for a member of staff to attend to the "homosexual loitering in aisle three"!. I am seriously worried about the mentality (sexuality) of ANY man who insists on taking pictures of other men in a supermarket while hiding around corners ...
    Old divers never die - they just go down on old wrecks.

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