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Frankly, I think refusing to dive with a mum that takes me to Hull would be verging on insanity. You can be my mummy anytime if she goes over to the darkside. I can be dead helpful round the house, and I'll bet I can lift tanks in and out of the car much better. Adopt me! Give this Digger a home and holidays for a few more years! He'll love you lots in return, and may even buy you a Christmas present.
If you're interested in adopting a Digger, call on 0800-SOD-OFF-DIGGER for your free, no-obligation test-Digger. He buggers off when the beer runs out and the fridge is empty, and if you'd like to take him on long-term, just open a joint bank account with him. He'll love you for it. Yes, he will.
Frankly, I think refusing to dive with a mum that takes me to Hull would be verging on insanity. You can be my mummy anytime if she goes over to the darkside. I can be dead helpful round the house, and I'll bet I can lift tanks in and out of the car much better. Adopt me! Give this Digger a home and holidays for a few more years! He'll love you lots in return, and may even buy you a Christmas present.
If you're interested in adopting a Digger, call on 0800-SOD-OFF-DIGGER for your free, no-obligation test-Digger. He buggers off when the beer runs out and the fridge is empty, and if you'd like to take him on long-term, just open a joint bank account with him. He'll love you for it. Yes, he will.
