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<font color='#0000FF'>All i have to say,,,,,,,, guess what day we had
 

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<font color='#0000FF'>& HOWARD got his don-nuts.
 

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<font color='#0000FF'>and AndyP used TRIMIX on a 25.5  max depth wreck.



But

He did have a good reason to,,,, before flaming him ..
 

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have you booked with the weather monkey for sunday then?
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cant wait
 

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The weather was great, the sea was flat, the bacon roles were fantastic the company was engageing and we had viz.

Well sort of


It's viz Jim but not as we know it.



ATB

Mark Chase
 

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Alright don't rub it in!!  
  I promised you the good weather as I didn't need it so be grateful!  


I had a wonderful morning on the top of Pen-y-Fan, vis was excellent although no bacon rolls or doughnuts were available.

The question is - did the skipper find the wreck alright?  
 

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<font color='#0000FF'>YES, and did my BEST diver surcure the shot for the afternoon dive......... YES,

Did he attach anchor and fire to surface ?
Did he have fully working of lift bag deployment ?
Do i have to set up my own salvage company ?
Do i need to get all my kit off wrecks ?



 

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Rule one of charter boats......

Never be in a position where you ask your customers to do anything....... let alone rely on them



sorry m8  
 
 

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Hi,
Had a good day out, Sun was out behind the mist  
 flat calm no wind not too cold, also had  unbelievable vis  

plenty of coffee tea and biscuits on the go

Tony
 

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Damn,

And i had a sh*t day spent mostly checking coach loads of school kids damn passports - They were all just sooooo funny
 
 


Ho Hum

Anyone need a shot retriever, comes very cheap.

Paul
 

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<font color='#0000FF'>hey paul,,,,,,,

the lads saw my new SDD mk 1  ( Shot deployment Device ),,,,,, they wondered why the 2 litre milk carton was on the line
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NEEDS GETTING BACK NOW

1 x fishermans anchor
1 x 30 mt's of shot line
1 x 3 mts of 10 mm ployprop waster line.
1 x £ 7.00 Screw karbiner
1 x 2 lts old milk bottle
1 x 65 kg lift bag
1 x med size round fender
1 x 3 mts gash line
1 x small pot bobber
1 x 2 mts 12 mm chain



1 x admiral type anchor
1 x 2 mts of 12 mm chain
1 x 30 mt gash shot line
1 x med size round fender.



jez i'll get a name like other divers , leaving all this kit behind all over the place
 
 

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Ah ha,

The old slack detector (Patent pending).

Paul
 

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Ya know, the sad part is, I looked at that little lot all nice n neatly tied in and thought that there must have been some cunning plan to get it back. All you had to do was ask and I would have untied it.

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<font color='#0000FF'>I didn't think you, next i'll ask the man with the most cylinders ( more tanks = more experience  ,,, huh )

How many did you have   4 wasn't it ...?



Also , nice to put and name to a face and shake hands at last ,,,,

Andy
 

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[b said:
Quote[/b] ]NEEDS GETTING BACK NOW

list of really cheap gear below
That was Chasey's job, l handed him the lift bag, blinded him with my 50 watt torch,connected his dry-suit inflator, l even signalled to him that he had tied the lift bag to anchor upside down................

We're not going to talk about our pre-dive buddy check  


Anyhow, have a word wiv 'da bitch' (hope she doesn't see this) about the crappy doughnuts, l only came along because of the promise of fresh d'nuts not the crappy ones we got  


However the bacon rolls were aceptable, they would taste so much better with a bit of *** ash dropped on them, like a real cafe.
 
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