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I have 2 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco and was
standing in the queue at the till. A woman behind me asked if I had a
dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet again,
although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital last
time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care
ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way that it
works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and simply
eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.

I have to mention here that practically everyone in the queue was by now
enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.

Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition
because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road licking my
balls and a car hit me.

I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing as
hard as he staggered out the door.

Stupid cow..........why else would I buy dog food??
 

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you'd get a green for that if you hadn't stolen it off the internet ;)
 

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When I was a kid, my old man kept Alsatians. Occasionally I'd help myself to a Bonio biscuit. Of course they tasted a lot better back then :)

If you think that's strange, my sister used to eat Germoline.
 

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you'd get a green for that if you hadn't stolen it off the internet ;)
Thanks Tom....I just keep getting them in Emails...not stolen just reposted. A lot of the things they send me aren't suitable, but once in a while i get a good one and just like to share.

regards, Andrew:)
 

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My mate at school used to babysit for a little boy who, if not watched, would eat Vaseline from the jar with a teaspoon.

Revolting creature.
 

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I have ate dog food, once, for a bet and it was in a pastry crust with bisto gravy. it wasn't that bad really but it was a definitley only ever going to do this once thing. oh and I was very very drunk when I agreed and drunker still when I ate it.
 

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I was in the queue in Sainsbury's last year one dinnertime, I got to the till and the guy said "sorry about your wait". I replied: "how dare you, I've lost three stone already but I'm still very sensitive about it". He went very red and was extremely apologetic :D

I haven't eaten dog food but I did once enter a dog in Crufts. They decided not involve the police as they felt the dog was asking for it...
 

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We decided you could run the entire farm on sheep food the other day.

Sheep eat sheep food
Dogs eat sheep food
Cats eat sheep food
Dogs also eat sheep poo (recycling)
Dogs also eat cat poo (recycling and being gross)
Geese/ducks eat sheep food
Deer eat sheep food

Dunno how it tastes, but i have been tempted by the dried ewes milk powder when we run out of milk... (but i never ever did....honest!).
 

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I used to nibble on our cats biscuits as a child and suffered no ill effects. Food is food. Anyway if you'll excuse me for a few minutes, I need to sit in front of the fireplace and lick my private parts.:cat:
 

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Nothing wrong with dog food, sure it's prepared to better standards than for human consumption. Tastes fine in a stew :)
 
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