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Yes,but that includes one mail order bride(matching curtains and carpet optional),transfer to and from airport in armoured Moskovitch(who remembers them?),full "Lubianka" breakfast and free entry into the world famous "Red Cosmo Hero" nightspot.Escorts recommended...or we shoot your guide!
The course fee of 6000 USD is optional if discussed with men(large types with bulges under their arms) in white Adidas trainers and 80's style leather jackets who will meet you at your hotel.
 

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You make it sound so attractive, Aaron! Throw in a mock caviar canapé and a heavily retouched photo of Putin with forged autograph and I'll take it.
 
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