[Ahoy]

Been there... There are a few lines best avoided, such as the classic "I'm a bit confused about their honeymoon: I thought they were going to Barbados but he (the groom) told me that as soon as todays over, he's going to Bangor for 7days"... Never seems to impress the bride's folks!!!

If you want another opinion, after reading the above, feel free to PM!
S.