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Hello voters.
If l am elected l promise to carryout the following.
1. Make all dive boat operators out of dover offer free diving, free collection and return to their place of residence, free brecky, lunch & dinner, have punka wallers to carry all the gear to and from the boat and have semi-naked members of the oposite sex give massages to tired divers after each dive, (the masseur for the ladeez would be me,)
2. Ban the feckin' words shandy & southern from being mentioned in the same sentence.