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<font color='#0000FF'>right looks like we got ourselves a Chairman at last ,,, after grabbing a good bloke as diving officer.

Congrats Howard on ya new post
 

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Well he got my vote


So whats he done to upset you?

Paul
 

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Hello voters.

If l am elected l promise to carryout the following.

1. Make all dive boat operators out of dover offer free diving, free collection and return to their place of residence, free brecky, lunch & dinner, have punka wallers to carry all the gear to and from the boat and have semi-naked members of the oposite sex give massages to tired divers after each dive, (the masseur for the ladeez would be me,)

2. Ban the feckin' words shandy & southern from being mentioned in the same sentence.
 

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Sounds even better, can i have 2 votes.
 

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Quote[/b] (Paul Oliver @ Dec. 08 2003,00:47)]Sounds even better, can i have 2 votes.
NO Because you'll want to help with the massages.  
 

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<font color='#0000FF'>Howard .

awwwwww you must be diving off the wrong boats,,,, i thought all skippers were like me & Paul


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<font color='#FF0000'>hi fellas as an honorary suvener speak de lingo got the accent married one of them. I just can't go along with the dispensing of the title suvern shandy drinkers. its really a term of endearment.


Hay Andy aint you only an honorary suvener.
 
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