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I was on a plane the other day and sate next to a Muslim cleric when the hostess appeared she ask me if i wanted a drink yep i replied I'll have a G and T, she then asked the same question to the cleric.

He replied i would rather be soiled by 12 whores than have a drink.........Well what do you say .....................

i put the drink down and said i was sorry but i didn't know we had a choice and i didn't want the drink anymore :)

Graham
 
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News today on al jazeera was that due to the increase in suicide bombers, they can no longer be offered 74 virgins on entering heaven. It will now be a 74 year old called Virgil.
 
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