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A certain person of restricted growth is somewhat confused as to the date of her birthday.

YD has it as 31 Dec, Scubabored as 30 Dec.

Either way, Happy Birthday Helen


Hope you get what you want.

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<font color='#000080'>well i'm due to see her tomorrow and have what every girl wnats for her birthday present a large bar of chocolate
 

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Well-in Porn,

Happy Bidet: The board loves ya!!

Now, about me borrowing 'Black Mambo Uber-Dong Meets Blonde Virgin 5' from your collection??  
 I only ask as Mark 'would like' to borrow it after me - and then Peter K, and then.......  


Hope you decide soon when your birthday is!

Bren.
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<font color='#000080'>I must have missed the thread which this Porn Queen thing started on. I'd love to read how Porg came about being the Dorty Little .... so I know where these comments come from??

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<font color='#000080'>Many happy returns to the Undisputed Queen of Perv!  
 

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 love ya porg happy birthday, ps sent the outher one before I found this.
 

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Happy birthday Helen. As someone else with a birthday close to Christmas (I'm 1 week before) I can sympathise with some of the more interesting present scenarios that you've mentioned in the past. If people keep giving you joint presents have 2 birthdays, one on December and the other in June
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Since its to far for me, l'm sending Orlando Bloom up to see you covered in chocolate.

Happy Birthday  


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However this is your loss because you'd get more chocolate if it were me.  
 

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<font color='#3BB9FF'>Happy Birthday to you!!!

 
 

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<font color='#000080'>Thank you thank you!

I have no idea why scuba board thinks my birthday is the 30th.  The last time i was on there was about 6 months ago, but never mind.  I found a far superior site instead!

I got:

A remote controled submarine!!!!!!
A sexy necklace
Some diamond earings (dont get excited now, you would never know they were diamonds unless i told you, bout the size of a gnats nadger)

And a bloody cold!
 

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Yes, Happy Birthday, Helen! Hope the cold hasn't /doesn't stop any dives you'd planned.
 

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Dear Porg

I hope you

a) get hideously drunk
b) get seriously smooched by all friends
c) get rid of your cold
d) best birthday to date

moray (all of the above being things I would wish for :)
 

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Happy Birthday Helen!

[b said:
Quote[/b] ]Since its to far for me, l'm sending Orlando Bloom up to see you covered in chocolate.
'Fraid Orlando can't make it. You've got me instead. One advantage being you can fit a "lot" more chocolate on me.

Take care and have a good 'un

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Quote[/b] (Porg @ Dec. 31 2003,09:00)]I got:

A remote controled submarine!!!!!!
So that's your story and you're sticking to it, eh? Hereinafter referred to as an "All weather, to be used in the bath vibrator" right?  


Porg, you a bloody star love!
 
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