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Just walking in the rain with my folically challenged mate.

What wax could be used to electrostatically charge his noggin to repel the rain?
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Just not enough dive time.
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Get him one of those nice littlefold up bonnets old grannies always have in their handbag, you might need to get it online though as I have never seen any in shops for ages, (maybe Woolworths still sell them).

I would have thought polishing his nut would have mad him +ve charged and therefore more likeley to attract rain/lightning.
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You really need something to fill in the irregularities in his skin, something with a bit of lubricity won't do any harm either, butter would do the job.

I originally thought you meant some guy from Poland who was in charge (Head polish/Polish, see what I've done there?)
 
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