Mickey the Duck
We had Donald the mouse
Pete
We had Donald the mouse
Pete
HELP- what to call our new pet. And how to sex it?
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Say hello to the latest addition to our menagerie. Anyone know how to sex a duck?
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The 2 leading names are:
Nitrox (then we can have more ducks and call them trimix, heliox, oxygen, fiddy cent...)
Ayup (as in "ayup me duck" a local expression probably quite unfamiliar to nancy southerners)
The 2 leading names are:
Nitrox (then we can have more ducks and call them trimix, heliox, oxygen, fiddy cent...)
Ayup (as in "ayup me duck" a local expression probably quite unfamiliar to nancy southerners)
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That Summers chap might now - they're a bit like chickens I guess
male ducks (drakes) have little willies like cork crews.
female ducks don't.
HTH
And you can call it Quackers whatever sex it is.
female ducks don't.
HTH
And you can call it Quackers whatever sex it is.
Do they? I thought birds just had cloaca that they pressed together. If it's male, will it be dangling out or will I have to show it some duck porn to sex it?male ducks (drakes) have little willies like cork crews.
female ducks don't.
HTH
And you can call it Quackers whatever sex it is.
I'd call it "Crispy Aromatic" or "Tight As..." But as Northerner's probably won't understand this I'd stick with Ayup. . .
Hmmm... this isn't very spontaneous. When I want some sex I just cook her a nice meal and hope for the best.
Oh, and surely the duck should be called Fucka?
Oh, and surely the duck should be called Fucka?
Daughter calls ducks - wack wack bangs!!!
Listen to your duck to sex it - if it quacks it's male, if it peeps it's female.
Not that it matters - all taste the same roasted
Listen to your duck to sex it - if it quacks it's male, if it peeps it's female.
Not that it matters - all taste the same roasted
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