Thankyou for the warm welcome. So to answer the questions....
Yep I remember Simon and Helen, his nickname back then was "Growler" because of big fuzzy captain bird's eye beard and Helen used to do my laundry !
We get Big Brother, but I'm far too busy watching CSI
As for work, I was at Ocean College for several years, but I am now with Camel Dive Club.
My proudest achievement in diving is that so far I've made the same number of ascents as descents.