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What is the matter with people on here today?

It's time we all went to bed and got some sleep. Maybe we won't be so cranky in the morning.

And if you are, I'll be round your house to give you a damn good slap.

Now off you go. And no you can't watch telly in bed.
 

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You know full well what I mean. Less of your lip you lot. Or I will send Big Sharon round to slap you. She is 22 stone, has tattoos and a muffin top.

Anyway, it's the naughty ones I was telling, not you nice boys.

I want good behaviour tomorrow. Or else.
 

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Muffin top is when the fat flops out over the trousers that are too small. Wow there's a Wikipedia article on it, is there anything this site doesn't have? Muffin top - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Another one I like is bacon belt (first pointed out by Woz) where fatties where tops that are too short and belly sticks out the front.
 

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From the above wiki link

"An additional derivation is "Split Top Muffin" to describe seeing the "Muffin Top" from behind with the jeans so low as to expose the top of the gluteal ridge."


Gluteal ridge???

No longer do l have a 'builders bum' l have a 'contractors gluteal ridge' :D
 

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Diving Dude said:
No longer do l have a 'builders bum' l have a 'contractors gluteal ridge' :D
Not a Pikey's parting then ;)

Safe diving,
Steve
 

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No longer do l have a 'builders bum' l have a 'contractors gluteal ridge' :D
Hmmmph.. PC gone mad if you ask me. What ever next? A "colour deficient light commercial vehicle driver of indeterminate gender"?

Chris
 
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