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<font color='#000080'>Im back!  

Ok ok, so things go a bit nasty back there.  Who would have thought a bit of tarmac would have reduced me to tears (unless i hit it at high velocity).
I must say thanks to everyone who PM'd me, my GOD 13 messages.  I think my inbox was about to explode.
Bren you are SUCH a sweetie, monster hugs for you next time i see you.

I got a joke for you too, just to set the tone for the rest of the day.

Bloke comes in from work to find his wife fuming.  She had been doing the washing and had found lipstick all over the collar of his work shirt.
"whats this lipstick doing on your collar?" she screamed at him
"well, there is a very simple explanation for that dear" he replied with James Bond coolness.
"come on then, what is it?" she said


"I used it to wipe it off me cock"


 

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<font color='#000080'>Welcome home. Glad to see you're on your usual form!
 

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when you've found the emoticon/image etc you want on that (or any other) site, right-click to show "properties" , open that, left-click & hold down to  select the url with your cursor, right-click and "copy", in your reply select the "Image" button and paste the url into the dialogue box - easy peasy lemon squeezy
 you can now insert any image/emoticon/whatever from any site and also now view the source of any image etc in case you're interested where it comes from,try it with this and you'll find it's from the gallery of The Shark Trust:
 

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Welcome back Helen.

Dom
 

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Porg my little sex bomb,

Didnt know you had gone but glad your back any way
I asume you took a lashing on the speed bump thread. I gave up after page three so I wasnt aware.

Take it on the chin kid. Then get up and hit them wth somthing heavy when their backs are turned  


Didnt agree with you on the speed bumps thing but fulley suport your right to rant.

ATB

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Well-in love! Sit down, warm your buns and get back in amongst it!
 

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Hello porg.

Glad you're back and I will personally extend to you the same offer I have, err, offered, to Julia C regarding new undies!

Got to go, the shit's getting deeper by the minute.  
 

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Well thank god for the return of Helen.

I thought we were going to have to interview a replacement for the title of "YD Resident pervert".

and quite frankly anyone else would have been a poor substitute.

Welcome back you wanton pervert  


It's a quality I admire in a woman.  
 

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<font color='#000080'>Nice one, the equilibrium is restored.
 
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