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Simple question really. Do "YOU" know, without asking, 'phoning a friend or reading the other post, what the "Warhammer" is?

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<font color='#000080'>YES I have been on that course and I tell you one can learn all sorts of sh!t honest.
 

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[b said:
Quote[/b] (peter k @ Jan. 01 2004,18:12)]what the "Warhammer" is?
Isn't it the instrument that Peter Sutcliffe used to kill the prostitues?

Apologises for the bad taste.
 

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Yes: it's the hopefully seldom-used diving manouvre (sans hand-signals, though with much flailing of arms), under-water, where you drop your diving keggs and empty your aris on the spot - due to necessity and NOT choice!!  
 

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Didnt someone once post the photo or a link to the photo on here?
 

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<font color='#000080'>Isn't it one of those 'role playing' games, like Dungeons & Dragons used to be .... The sort of thing you see spotty youths playing in 'Games Workshop' on a Saturday afternoon ?
 

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The Warhammer manouvre is as Bren correctly pointed out, a way of evacuating the bowel whilst diving, thereby feeding the fish and becoming free to carry on the dive.  Not a pretty sight...:p
 

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<font color='#FF0000'>But how tf do you wipe your arse. without the tissue paper going all soggy.
 

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Point your rear into the current and the water takes care of it for you - like an ultra-bidet
 

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<font color='#FF0000'>Is it when you wack someone over the head with a well swung first stage when they try to nick your porthole.
 

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Is this the cave diving drill: a dump in a sump.
I prefer a pee in the sea.
Or a wee in a quarry....
Or a...

{Sorry}
Happy New Year
 

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That sounds plausible if you are wearing a wetsuit, but wasn't the chap a dry suit diver?  
 

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<font color='#000080'>A guy in our club peed in his drysuit, and his mates turned him upside down and held him by the ankles, opened his neckseal and let it run over his ears.

You ever farted in a wetsuit??  Warm air replaced by cold water when it reaches your neck...brrrrr!
 

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<font color='#000080'>O.K for the ones that missed it first time round here it is again I am shore it has something to do with DIR  Does This Reek
 

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<font color='#000080'>It's the fish nipping in for a quick bite to eat that gets me
 

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Isn't that a picture from Porg, Digg's and Mary's New Year's Even party?? Wipable surfaces??  
 
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