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Finless: You couldn't invent him...
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I speak here to the elder male YDers: has anyone tried viagra?

Rather than you spend money, I wondered if my latest brainwave of an idea might be of some assistance? It seems to me that the problem might be resolved by leaning back more whilst standing? Rather than indulging in horizontal jogging perhaps attempting the same at a 'past horizontal' attitude might suffice?

I shall not be attempting to make money from this idea but rather basking in the warm glow of gratitude from happier, fulfilled and wealthier YD hims.
 

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Finless: You couldn't invent him...
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For some strange reason I now have an image of Leonard Rossiter playing Mr Rigsby going round in my head.....not good!
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Oh, Miss Jones!



I wonder if ladies suffer any similar problem ............ it's kind of difficult to see how?
 

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Finless: You couldn't invent him...
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Of course not. Women are perfect.:D
I checked with SWMBO and she only partly agreed with you. Apparently certain regions can heal over if not kept in use. :eek:mg:

It would appear I need to pull my finger out and get back into action with my manly duties.

I'm fairly certain she was pulling my leg but I have decided that it is best not to risk it. :)
 

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I was about to change my opening Q to "are there any YDers who have friends who have tried viagra". Your reply came just in time.

Once, and never, ever again.:embarasse
Methinks there is a tale therein? What happened? Tripped over and pole vaulted out of the window? Had to pee outside? Suffered fainting fits because of lack of blood supply? QS ended up pleading for mercy and a rest?

Oh do tell! :)
 

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It's gone down now but did have to mount a flag on it for a couple of days so that it wasn't hazardous to pedestrians.
 
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I was about to change my opening Q to "are there any YDers who have friends who have tried viagra". Your reply came just in time.



Methinks there is a tale therein? What happened? Tripped over and pole vaulted out of the window? Had to pee outside? Suffered fainting fits because of lack of blood supply? QS ended up pleading for mercy and a rest?

Oh do tell! :)
Ok, let this be a warning. Firstly I should state that the following sorry tale occured before I met my good lady wife. I should also say that I have never actually needed to take viagra but that this was an ill judged experiment. I was seeing this person for a short while and a colleague suggested taking a tab of viagra to even further enhance my herculean horizontal prowess.

So, having established that I was on a promise. I took the blue diamond and headed off into the evening to spread some sweet, sweet lurve. After a couple of drinks and a bite to eat, we headed back to hers. As I drove, I was surprised that nobody appeared to be dipping their headlights. This was starting to give me a headache which is not exactly an advantage given my short term future plans.

My lucky companion was talking but I was finding it hard to concentrate as there was now a noise in my head like the tardis taking off. When we stopped, I glanced in the mirror and was taken aback by what I saw. My whole head looked like a boiled beetroot. I began to think that there was a component to this situation that was not entirely erotic.

With commendable charity, my squeeze led me upstairs, kindly ignoring the fact that I could barely see or hear and looked like a tomato headed nightmare. There was absolutely no way that I could summon up any enthusiasm for amourous activities. I just wanted a quiet lie down in a darkened room. Then things got a whole lot worse. The viagra started working properly.

I don't know how many of you have had the entire contents of a 15 litre, 300 bar cylinder freeflowing through your prostate gland but if you have then you'll be aware of what I was experiencing. Whilst the results were visually impressive, the sensation most certainly wasn't. Desperate circumsatnces called for desperate measures and I commenced a process described in the Viz Profanisaurus as 'summoning Moira' whereby one conjures up the image of aesthetically challenged newscaster Moira Stewart in order to fend off any unwanted tumescence. This manouvre failed and when summoning Thatcher also failed, I knew I was in trouble.

I shall draw a tasteful veil over what happened next. Then after that. And after that too. Suffice to say I won't be repeating the experience. :sad:
 
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