[Jules]

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[ANDY 64]

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<font color='#0000FF'>The DEVIL has landed

or

said by the MALE diver stood there

While ya down thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  

 

 

[daz]

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"It's below the legal size, might as well throw it back"

 

[laterontoday]

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Jesus shark attack.  Wheres her legs!!!!!

 

[Dr Stevil]

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Quote[/b] (daz @ Mar. 12 2004,10:52)]"It's below the legal size, might as well throw it back"

THat's the winner in my book  

 

[tom]

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"Scottish trawlers report increased bycatch with new EU net sizes"

 

[tom]

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"bring me another buddy, this one's broken"

 

[tom]

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Standing diver is saying - "while you're down there... any sign of my fins?"

 

[[email protected]]

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"OH SHIT"

James  

 

[Noel Johnson]

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Englands answer to Pamela Anderson auditions for the UK version of Baywatch...

 

[Dominic]

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"Overweighted? What makes you think that?"

Or, if you alter your perspective...

"Diving Spider-Man walks down to visit Porg as she leans against a wall..."

 

[Alan57]

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I sure I can hear the sea.

 

[aclivity]

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<font color='#810541'>"Paul, I can look closer if you really want me to but trust me, there is no fin there"

 

[DanE]

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The source of the cheesey smell that had been plaguing the boat all weekend was finally identified.

 

[Rob Evans]

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Aw sod it. There was a time when the 'Horizontal Line Dancing' competition was fun, but these new rules insisting on wearing diving clobber at the same time are starting to take the piss.

 

[Diving Dude]

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l bow down before you, oh mighty Howard, leader of the pointy hooded ones.

 

[Mr T.]

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"Realising what they'd brought on to the boat, the YD Massive didn't want another 'Roswell' incident and threw it back....."

OR

"I know you Jockanese boat Skippers can be a bit rigid on diving quals, but pinning me to the f*ckin deck and searching me post dive is a bit much!"

Well in Porg love.

 

[Helen F H]

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<font color='#000080'>youbastadsd

 

[Helen F H]

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<font color='#000080'>uou bastards

 

[Mary]

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<font color='#F52887'>what's the betting porg's pissed