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<font color='#0000FF'>The DEVIL has landed

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said by the MALE diver stood there

While ya down thereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  
 
 

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"It's below the legal size, might as well throw it back"
 

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Jesus shark attack.  Wheres her legs!!!!!
 

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"Scottish trawlers report increased bycatch with new EU net sizes"
 

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"bring me another buddy, this one's broken"
 

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Standing diver is saying - "while you're down there... any sign of my fins?"
 

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Englands answer to Pamela Anderson auditions for the UK version of Baywatch...
 

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"Overweighted? What makes you think that?"

Or, if you alter your perspective...

"Diving Spider-Man walks down to visit Porg as she leans against a wall..."
 

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I sure I can hear the sea.
 

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<font color='#810541'>"Paul, I can look closer if you really want me to but trust me, there is no fin there"
 

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The source of the cheesey smell that had been plaguing the boat all weekend was finally identified.
 

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Aw sod it. There was a time when the 'Horizontal Line Dancing' competition was fun, but these new rules insisting on wearing diving clobber at the same time are starting to take the piss.
 

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l bow down before you, oh mighty Howard, leader of the pointy hooded ones.
 

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"Realising what they'd brought on to the boat, the YD Massive didn't want another 'Roswell' incident and threw it back....."

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"I know you Jockanese boat Skippers can be a bit rigid on diving quals, but pinning me to the f*ckin deck and searching me post dive is a bit much!"

Well in Porg love.
 
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