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This just takes a minute and will make you laugh.


We all need a little stress-reliever! This only takes a minute.

Please don't be a bore and ruin it. Send it on to everyone you know including the person that sent it to you.

Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to
break up the day. If we are honest, we have a lot more stressful days than

Here is your dose of humour...

A. Follow the instructions to find your new name.

B. Once you have your new name, put it in the subject box and forward it to friends and family and co-workers AND post it on here!

Don't forget to forward it back to the person who sent it to you , so they know you participated.

And don't go all adult - a senior manager is now known far and wide as Dorky Gizzardsniffer!

The following is excerpted from a children's book, Captain Underpants And the Perilous Plot Professor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey, in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...


1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first

a = snickle
b = doombah
c = goober
d = cheesey
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = dumbo
h = farcus
i = dorky
j = doofus
k = funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy

2. Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of
your new last name:

a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = sn ickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle

3. Use the third letter of your last name to determine the second half of
your new last name:

a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is: Fluffy Chucklefanny.

Now when you SEND THIS ON...use your new name as the subject.

And remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day; adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your day.​

Spider Crabs can just f*ck off
16,005 Posts
We must be related - I'm Dorky Farklechunks :)

The brains & beauty behind 'Kinky Divers'
1,585 Posts
Such a common name!

Snickle Lickinsprinkles at your service!

So much more than a child's play thing!
2,725 Posts
And if you think anyone will get away with calling me Dorfus Pottydunkin you can think again matey :)


Finless: You couldn't invent him...
23,946 Posts
Dorfus or Dinky Fricken-Butt or possibly Sloopy Lickin-Hump - depending on which useage of my name I use.

Shipwrecked & Comatose, drinking fresh mango juice
2,614 Posts
Cheesey Farkletush

the kind of human wreckage that you love
11,983 Posts
Mmmmm .................. I smell a conspiracy

Tootsie Rhinonose !!!

"You calling me big nose?!"
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