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Utrinque Paratus
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theres an Australian sat in a bar looking at his watch every 10 minutes after a time a young lady goes over and asks

"has your date stood you up" No replies the Man "this is a new state of the art watch which monitors the area around and gives me information"

the lady goes off but comes back after 30 - 40 minutes and says

"OK what does it monitor then" the man replies "it tells me what people are doing and whats happening in the area, and at the moment it's telling me your not wearing any knickers"

Well replies the lady "it's wrong because i can assure you i have some on" the man looks at his watch and taps it "Oh yeah your right the watch is an hour fast do you want a drink?"

Graham :)
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