[Mary]

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<font color='#000080'>I had the pleasure to spend yesterday evening in the company of several from YD, Digs, Porg and Kate R as well as some notts uni regulars.

Just a few thoughts on the proceedings really.......

No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

 

[Helen F H]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire with smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

 

[Digger]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire with smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

 

[Digger]

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<font color='#000080'>Just a minut, it was no smoke without fire, but fire without smoke! The confusion! Or was it? Oh jesus, I'm confused again. And I still don't know the difference between coal and coalite.

 

[Helen F H]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire with smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

 

[Mary]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

 

[Bikerbill]

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Am I missing something

 

[Helen F H]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

That goddam buzzing noise.

The cheeky girls are really men.

 

[Mark Davies]

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<font color='#000080'>February 21st is starting to look like it's going to be fun!  

 

[Mary]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise?

The cheeky girls are really men.

The finer techniques of seal shagging.

Skin tight neoprene.

Auntie Elizabeth

Labradoodles

 

[Digger]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise?

The cheeky girls are really men.

The finer techniques of seal shagging.

Skin tight neoprene.

Auntie Elizabeth

Labradoodles

Poodors.

Rain to sleet to slush to snow.

Disappearing snow willies.

Making dead people smile because it's Christmas.

Looking peaceful.

 

[Mary]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise?

The cheeky girls are really men.

The finer techniques of seal shagging.

Skin tight neoprene.

Auntie Elizabeth

Labradoodles

Poodors.

Rain to sleet to slush to snow.

Disappearing snow willies.

Making dead people smile because it's Christmas.

Looking peaceful.

How to shred a cow

Lessons in how to burn things

How not to smoke a pipe

Don't polar bears have very black noses

Hula lessons

 

[722]

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got pics?

 

[Helen F H]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise?

The cheeky girls are really men.

The finer techniques of seal shagging.

Skin tight neoprene.

Auntie Elizabeth

Labradoodles

Poodors.

Rain to sleet to slush to snow.

Disappearing snow willies.

Making dead people smile because it's Christmas.

Looking peaceful.

How to shred a cow

Lessons in how to burn things

How not to smoke a pipe

Don't polar bears have very black noses

Hula lessons

How many pints of jelly?

Digger breathing on the cat

Where the hell is the kitchen roll?

How long to park one car and drive back with the other??

 

[AdmiralHanson]

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<font color='#000080'>Is this a typical example of 'surface narcosis' ?

 

[DanE]

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Quote[/b] (Porg @ Jan. 02 2004,18:31)]Don't polar bears have very black noses

Which reminds me of a joke...

Baby Polar Bear: Mummy, is dad my real father.
Mummy Polar Bear: Yes, of course he is.
BPB: Are you sure, I mean, you didn't have an affair with a Grizzly Bear.
MPB: Don't be silly.
BPB: Or maybe a Panda?
MPB: Look, your father is your real father.
BPB: Maybe you had a fling with a koala bear?
MPB: Don't be stupid.  A koala isn't even a bear.  Why do you keep asking these questions?
BPB: It's just that I'm really, really cold.

Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience...

 

[Helen F H]

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<font color='#000080'>We watched some dodgy programme about a guy looking for polar bears on New Years day while metabolising the last of the beer from the night before.  They did something green to the poor things mouth! (we didnt have the sound up so i have no idea what it was).  

which reminds me:

No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise?

The cheeky girls are really men.

The finer techniques of seal shagging.

Skin tight neoprene.

Auntie Elizabeth

Labradoodles

Poodors.

Rain to sleet to slush to snow.

Disappearing snow willies.

Making dead people smile because it's Christmas.

Looking peaceful.

How to shred a cow

Lessons in how to burn things

How not to smoke a pipe

Don't polar bears have very black noses

Hula lessons

How many pints of jelly?

Digger breathing on the cat

Where the hell is the kitchen roll?

How long to park one car and drive back with the other??

Those bloody great Tundra Buggies!

No officer, it isnt a bottle of Gin and Tonic in my hand, and digger is wearing a seatbelt.  Honest.

 

[Digger]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise?

The cheeky girls are really men.

The finer techniques of seal shagging.

Skin tight neoprene.

Auntie Elizabeth

Labradoodles

Poodors.

Rain to sleet to slush to snow.

Disappearing snow willies.

Making dead people smile because it's Christmas.

Looking peaceful.

How to shred a cow

Lessons in how to burn things

How not to smoke a pipe

Don't polar bears have very black noses

Hula lessons

How many pints of jelly?

Digger breathing on the cat (and Jon)

Where the hell is the kitchen roll?

How long to park one car and drive back with the other??

Those bloody great Tundra Buggies!

No officer, it isnt a bottle of Gin and Tonic in my hand, and digger is wearing a seatbelt.  Honest.

Pipes and whisky.

Commandant Al forcing me to smoke for much longer than I was comfortable with. From a pipe.

The grand smoke-off.

Sleeping in the kitchen.

Someone mentioned DVDA, too.

 

[Helen F H]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise?

The cheeky girls are really men.

The finer techniques of seal shagging.

Skin tight neoprene.

Auntie Elizabeth

Labradoodles

Poodors.

Rain to sleet to slush to snow.

Disappearing snow willies.

Making dead people smile because it's Christmas.

Looking peaceful.

How to shred a cow

Lessons in how to burn things

How not to smoke a pipe

Don't polar bears have very black noses

Hula lessons

How many pints of jelly?

Digger breathing on the cat (and Jon)

Where the hell is the kitchen roll?

How long to park one car and drive back with the other??

Those bloody great Tundra Buggies!

No officer, it isnt a bottle of Gin and Tonic in my hand, and digger is wearing a seatbelt.  Honest.

Pipes and whisky.

Commandant Al forcing me to smoke for much longer than I was comfortable with. From a pipe.

The grand smoke-off.

Sleeping in the kitchen.

Someone mentioned DVDA, too.

Sandra Dee

 

[Mary]

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<font color='#000080'>No smoke without fire but fire without smoke  

Jelly  

wipe clean soft furnishings  

Tinkerbell  

Digs, don't lick pillar valves  

Union Jack pants.

Airbeds

Auld lang syne with half the words missing

Caramel creams in the mouth.

Shaving a cat because it's worth more.

Gin?

Student House II. I think I've said it all.

And kids, we mean it about pillar valves. My tongue still hurts.

Snow.

Pipes and whiskey

Black pubic wigs

Sneezing under the table

Farting under the duvet (digger god dammit what do you eat!)

Hickies from foot pumps

Sleeping under tables

Chocolate cake

Snow willies

Laughing at all the people in Edinburgh having hogmanay cancelled

That goddam buzzing noise. - did we ever discover the source of the buzzing noise?

The cheeky girls are really men.

The finer techniques of seal shagging.

Skin tight neoprene.

Auntie Elizabeth

Labradoodles

Poodors.

Rain to sleet to slush to snow.

Disappearing snow willies.

Making dead people smile because it's Christmas.

Looking peaceful.

How to shred a cow

Lessons in how to burn things

How not to smoke a pipe

Don't polar bears have very black noses

Hula lessons

How many pints of jelly?

Digger breathing on the cat (and Jon)

Where the hell is the kitchen roll?

How long to park one car and drive back with the other??

Those bloody great Tundra Buggies!

No officer, it isnt a bottle of Gin and Tonic in my hand, and digger is wearing a seatbelt.  Honest.

Pipes and whisky.

Commandant Al forcing me to smoke for much longer than I was comfortable with. From a pipe.

The grand smoke-off.

Sleeping in the kitchen.

Someone mentioned DVDA, too.

Sandra Dee

The fat one out of Westlife

Burning horse poo

Seal clubbing

Flowery wallpaper

Satay, peanut or stick?