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A Muslim was seated next to an Australian on a flight from London to
Melbourne.


After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.


The Aussie asked for a rum and coke, which was brought and placed before him.


The flight attendant then asked the Muslim if he would like a drink.


He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores
than let liquor touch my lips."


The Aussie then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too.
I didn't know we had a choice." :D :D :D
 

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The Artist known formerly as 'ScubaRGN2'
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Thats priceless pmsl
 

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:eek:mg: Excellent!
 

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Sub-optimal DIR wannabe
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Are you implying that Aussies are snobs?

..... oh you meant the drinks alternative


LOL, Paul

On the contrary, he probably got an upgrade

:teeth: :teeth: :teeth:
 
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