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maybe his partner wanted extra salami on the Pizza:)
 

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It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.
What on earth do they do in this situation?!?! Are you left with a knob just half the size??? What on Earth could I do with a 7 inch penis?!?!?! :D
 

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guy must have been a right prick :)

he could change his name to JustIn

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What on earth do they do in this situation?!?! Are you left with a knob just half the size??? What on Earth could I do with a 7 inch penis?!?!?! :D
enjoy 6 inch of extra length? ;)

The guy is obviously some religious fanatic 'if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out' :eek:

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enjoy 6 inch of extra length? ;)

The guy is obviously some religious fanatic 'if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out' :eek:

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We once had to treat an unfortunate hill farmer who had 'docked' his testicles for religeous reasons. God certainly moves in mysterious ways on Dartmoor.:frown:
 

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We once had to treat an unfortunate hill farmer who had 'docked' his testicles for religeous reasons. God certainly moves in mysterious ways on Dartmoor.:frown:
Perhaps his Wife/Sister insisted? ;)

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Perhaps his Wife/Sister insisted? ;)

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there seems to be an erroneous / in your post on Dartmoor wifesister or uncledad or brotherdad or uncle brother etc are common family members:)
 

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Are they not generally the same person in that part of the world?

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there seems to be an erroneous / in your post on Dartmoor wifesister or uncledad or brotherdad or uncle brother etc are common family members:)
Sorry my fault, it was lost in the translation that's what I meant :D

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It was all a bit "will 'e? or won't 'ee? To begin with but soon the staff realised he was offering to put spotted dick on the pudding menu.

Very soon they saw his sausage roll.
 

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It was all a bit "will 'e? or won't 'ee? To begin with but soon the staff realised he was offering to put spotted dick on the pudding menu.

Very soon they saw his sausage roll.
Surely a health care professional should have more empathy for the sick and injured? I sense a bit of penis envy creeping in again. If that was a woman with her norks caught in a breville sandwhich toaster you'd be offering sympathy and girly hugs....:rolleyes:
 

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I think the waiters should of turned round and asked "do you want veg with that sir!!!" :redface:
 
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