Obscure comedy songs.

andy2tanx · Mar 16, 2006

Hi

We were sat in the pub this evening shooting shit and generally having a laugh when this thorny issue arose...

3 obscure songs of which no one knew the title or artist.

1. Smurf song which went like this... 'what were you in Dartmoor for? We borrowed the safe from the bank next door. How did you detect your route? We followed the arrows on our suit! la la lalala la la!'

2. In the Gravy you can sail the 7 seas, in the gravy you can live on pie and peas!

3. the song about the painting of matchstick men and matchstick cats and dogs. he painted kids on the corner of the street that were having a snog, and then he fell down on his can and the aerosol went bang and all they found were his flat cap and his clogs!

Who the bloody hell sang these songs. it was not Brian and Michael or Father abraham, they were the serious versions believe it or not!

Help! Its doing my cake in!!

Adam-H · Oct 23, 2006

"In The Gravy" Parody by Jon Solorio

We can sail around the seven peas.
In the gravy,
We can spy some different teas.
In the gravy,
We can play just like a band.
In the gravy,
We all see mashed-potato land.

In the gravy,
We can all go for a long swim.
In the gravy,
It's like a liquified Slim-Jim.
In the gravy,
We windsurf right in the sludge.
In the gravy,
We don't even move a budge.

(Chorus)
Oh, we're in goo
We're in goo.
Our pea-pod ship,
Oh what a beaut.

frosty the snowman · Oct 23, 2006

aclivity said:
2. don't know about "in the Gravy" but I recall a spoof version by Billy Connolly called "In The Brownies".

In the Brownies

Young man, are you tired of the scouts,
I said young man, do you want to get out?
I said Young man, we will knock you about,
it'll be OK, why worry
Young man, you'll be one of the gang,
I said young man, things will go with a bang,
I said young man, you will soon get the hang of it,
it will be OK, why worry

Young man, you will soon get the knack,
I said young man, you'll be copping your whack
I said young man, we will bend over backwards to
make you feel you're wanted.

In the Brownies, everybody is your friend.
In the Brownies, they're all waiting round the bend.
In the Brownies, sticking with you to the end.
In the Brownies, in the Brownies,

In the Brownies, everybody goes to camp.
In the Brownies, there is nothing like a tramp.
In the Brownies, grab your mouth organ and
In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

Young man, stop bumming around.
I said young man, keep your ear to the ground.
I said young man, now's the time to go down,
to your local branch and join us.

Young man, stop looking behind.
I said young man, you know you're going to find.
I said young man, you're sure to go blind,
if you don't eat up your carrotts.

In the Brownies, you won't be tying many knots.
In the Brownies, you'll enjoy a certain lot.
In the Brownies, you can give it your best shot.
In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

In the Brownies, a canteen that never shuts.
In the Brownies, never any ifs or buts.
In the Brownies, ginger beer and fruit and nuts.
In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.
They want you, they want you, they want you as a new recruit.

In the Brownies, everybody is your friend.
In the Brownies, they're all waiting round the bend.
In the Brownies, sticking with you to the end.
In the Brownies, in the Brownies,

In the Brownies, everybody goes to camp.
In the Brownies, there is nothing like a tramp.
In the Brownies, grab your mouth organ and
In the Brownies, in the Brownies.

The best joke in this is 'It'll be ok KY worry? ' according to Mr Connelly.

Obscure comedy songs.

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