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I am happy to admit to being a two fingered typist but today I am even worse than usual. Usually I spell check letters but rushing this morning I had to send an e mail to my very overweight manager's blackberry.

It should have read "Hope you are enjoying the conference today"

Instead it read "Hope you are enjoying the conference toady"

I only realised when she commented on it ( bang goes any promotion :D )

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Bit like the manager of the hotel where we got married last year, who sent an email signed

'Kindest Retards'

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My secretary (who is useless) once typed a letter that continued onto a second page that should have looked like this

cont..

Yours Sincerely

Kerri Clarke
CPN

Instead it read

Yours Sincerely

cunt...

Kerri Clarke
CPN
 

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One of my colleagues is an indian gentleman called Dipam.

He received a letter " Dear Mr Deep Pan " - since then he's be referred to as Mr Pizza in the office.
 

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Our office lady should have typed " Fan to include anti insect mesh." Instead, we got "Fan to include anti incest mesh." Needless to say, we cant sell those in some rural areas!
 
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I read a statistic some years ago about the number of letters each year which were addressed to the 'Pubic Records Office'.

We had a secretary at work who in a sales proposal referred to 'Floppy Dics'.

In a hotel in Hong Kong, I had a note addressed to me as 'Mr. Auan Cark'.
 

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I used to have a Dutch client who married a Vietnamese lady who unfortunately took his surname and became Suuk Kwon Dyyk .... I can imagine the faces of passport control people - priceless!
 

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Bit like the manager of the hotel where we got married last year, who sent an email signed

'Kindest Retards'

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was it to you :)... LOL and you posted it
 

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I know someone who was distraught for thinking he'd typed "Do you have any statistics?" and spell-check switched his mis-spelling to "Do you have any spastics?" and he'd sent it before he noticed!
 

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was it to you :)... LOL and you posted it
Yes it was us and she was a little embarrassed when I confronted her about it!

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