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Hmmm. well the next time Mr Chase sticks his 2nd stage in his gob and notices the strange salty taste... he'll know I'm lurking on the boat somewhere. Still, made me laugh my tits off for a little while anyway.
Twas a top weekend, loads of dives, loads of laffs & next year's event's going to be enormous. Did I tell you about the loudmouth who got the sh!ts on his deco stop and no-one would undo his suit till we got back to Plymouth? I'll leave it at that, but people still don't like to get too near him on the boats even now.. And it wasn't me. I just settled for comedy get-off-the-boats and freezing the jewels off cos I didn't wear a hood. Double 'ard? Possibly. Stoopid? Definitely.