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My buddy and I did a big tour and saw all the sights at Stoney again today... anyway to cut a long story short, some kind person had left a stack of porn mags for our purusal on the 6 meter shelf just above the Wessex..

Did anyone else find them....and is it common practice to deco on porn mags..?:)
 

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Somehow I knew we shouldn't take photos on stops. At least it was Jen doing the photos, so I can't get in trouble. You don't need to laminate glossy mags, the paper holds together well enough. The more you spend the better the quality of paper I find. Spend a lot and you'll have mags that can do two dives if you're gentle with them.

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Somehow I knew we shouldn't take photos on stops. At least it was Jen doing the photos, so I can't get in trouble. You don't need to laminate glossy mags, the paper holds together well enough. The more you spend the better the quality of paper I find. Spend a lot and you'll have mags that can do two dives if you're gentle with them.

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Sir, your level of knowledge regarding the underwater performance of porno mags is truly disturbing :eek:
 

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Somehow I knew we shouldn't take photos on stops. At least it was Jen doing the photos, so I can't get in trouble. You don't need to laminate glossy mags, the paper holds together well enough. The more you spend the better the quality of paper I find. Spend a lot and you'll have mags that can do two dives if you're gentle with them.

Digs.
Sir, your level of knowledge regarding the underwater performance of porno mags is truly disturbing :eek:
i think it is admirable, thank you for sharing
 

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Pls excuse my ignorance, about scuba diving and also about English. From the context it seems that crack a fat means wanking. Is it general english or a technical scuba diving term?
No, it's an Australian term. The act of "cracking a fat" is that of "reaching tumescence", "becoming upstanding" etc

Having a wank is "having a flog"

Where's Buyant Babe, she'll explain all this stuff to you. Or Kirstie maybe. She's an expert apparently.
 

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:) No names no pact drill :)
On perfunctory examination of the photograph, I feel I have to ask what the diver on the right is doing? ...and what is that black thing in his hand?
 

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Yes I can confirm that's me on the left with the laminated jazz mag and Digger using a rebreather built from an old bit of gas pipe and a stab jacket holding the club 12" black rubber cock. He was using it to point out the more disgusting pats of Howard's sister.

The PADI gaggle that swam past 30 secs later looked on and had a mass mask-flood as they all giggled into their regs.
 

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ahh bless... which all reminds me of the now infamous Angleysey barbeque where people tried to build a camp fire on the beach from a soaking wet log, the only combustible material available was the jazz mag that someone had bought for someone else (I forget the details here I was too busy playing tonsil hockey with ANother YDer) , all we could hear was Diggers plaintive cry "you're burning perfectly good porn..."

Ayy those were the days...

actually i f I remember right that was the weekend that Digger and Jen first met .. ? Wasn't it?
 

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Yes I can confirm that's me on the left with the laminated jazz mag and Digger using a rebreather built from an old bit of gas pipe and a stab jacket holding the club 12" black rubber cock. He was using it to point out the more disgusting pats of Howard's sister.
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Is that a rebreather? I thought it was a vacuum cleaner and a tin of Milo!
 
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