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Hi looking at printing some diving t-shirts for me mates, but need a few diver quips,
any Billy Connllys out there!
" No sea to rough no muff to tough" or even scarier "No sea to tough no muff to rough"
Thanks
 
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Happiness is a lumpy bottom
Things can only get wetter
The urge to submerge

Dive instructor: Work to dive, dive to work
Dive master: Dogfish body
Photographer: Take only pictures, leave only buddies
Deep air: Twinned and dangerous
Nitrox: Just say N2O
Helium: Refreshes the parts other divers can't reach
Novice: Are we out of air yet
CCR: Baby on board
Bent diver: Don't lose your head
Wreckie: Archaeologist in training
 
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<font color='#728FCE'>SSI diver: run away from the shark
BSAC diver: beat the shark to death with his twin tanks
PADI diver: Feed the shark the other two divers after charging them for an extreme diving course.:D

Only a bit of fun and no insult intended to any agency
 
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[b said:
Quote[/b] (daveking @ Mar. 07 2004,23:55)]doc when ever i see a shark all padi diver are away and on the boat
so padi is like italians
RUN AWAY
 NO INSULT INTENDED
<font color='#728FCE'>then we charge you for a Shark Avoidance Speciality..



if you cant laugh at yourself etc
 
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