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1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
2. Do I look like a damn people person?
3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
6. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
7. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
8. You!... Off my planet!
9. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cats.
10. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
11. The Bible was written by the same people who said the Earth was flat.
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
14. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
15. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
16. Allow me to introduce my selves.
17. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
18. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
19. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
20. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
21. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
22. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
23. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
24. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
25. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
26. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
27. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
28. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
29. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
30. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen sleep yet.
31. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #1?
32. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
33. Okay, okay, I take it back! UnFuck you!
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong.
36. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
37. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
38. I plead contemporary insanity.
39. And which dwarf are you?
40. Meandering to a different drummer.

Feel free to add yours!!


Chris Middleton
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Some of them I already have printed and on my desk. Others are:-

41. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it

and my favourite:-

42. I have no prejudices. I hate everyone equally!
 

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50. Next time you cook with gas, inhale some............

51. I will always love the false image I had of you.

52. Is your family happy or do you go home at night?

53. Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
 

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56. Oh dear you appear to have mistaken me for someone who gives a f**k.
 

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57. The fault exists between the keyboard and your chair.
 

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58. If it's got tyres or testicles.....it's going to be trouble!
 
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60. Who asked for your opinion? If I wanted shit from you I'd've kicked it out of you!

61. Taking the piss out of you?? Never, just finishing off what nature started!

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62. Thank you. We're all refreshed and enlightened by your interesting point
of view.

63. I'm sorry, are you late getting to your class at charm school?
 

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65. It's better to have loved and lost, than to live with the psycho for the rest of your life.....
 
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