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A short fat well off crap cave diver. Likes wrecks
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<font color='#000F22'>Ok Girls and boys DIR have finaly designed the Stroke test

http://www.techdiver.ws/perl/stroke/stroke_test.pl

Take the test and see if like me you are a stroke?

I got 84% which was disapointing as I was absolutly sure tht GI3 was tye big bloke on the left


I checked my self out on the role of honor list and I was one above Suk my kok

Cant be bad


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72% - think it was the lack of exercise, 20 **** a day and the fact that I am clueless that let me down!!

Cant be that special being DIR then...........

Where`s me coat..........
 

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75% and I thought He was actually a She

I will be highly surprised if "ANY" of our lot come out with 100%. If anyone does put your proper name in as we just won't believe you. It would need to be verified:D

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You will be assimilated.  I sure hell seem to have been.

100%.

Have a look on the front page, there I am.

And me with an OMS bungeed wing and all.  
 

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<font color='#0000FF'>Your one more than me I only got 65%.  Is that good or bad???

Is a OMS bungeed wing not OK then!!  
  If I removed the bungees would that be OK.


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<font color='#000080'>50%
oh shit


and whats with "if your not dir your a raving ***" attitude?
 

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<font color='#000080'>I'm with Fiona on 65% -  pure guesswork.

Tim, I knew when I met you on Saturday that you were closet DIR! Are you going to go and buy another set of gear now then?
 

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DIR status - 68%

Er, Yeah.  Who gives a shit?  (Am I allowed to say that?).  I was hoping for 0!

Don't have a twinset.
Don't dive with a wing/plate
Don't care what kit my buddy has as long as they're safe

Oh dear, going off on a rant again.........

John
 

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53% stroke but, amazingly, I got 47% DIR - wow, modern science. How do they do that?

I'm really confused. I don't know if that is good or bad.

Oh well, fall back on my tried and tested formula for deciding these issues - it's bad. Pessimist ? Me?

If GI saw my set up he would probably say I shouldn't be allowed in a bath, let alone the sea.

Anyway - who cares, I'm off to Normandy on Monday for a spot of wreck diving. If I don't prove DIR is right about me and survive I'll put something on the "you should have been there" wreck tales bit.
 

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64% DIR, tho I admit to being deliberatly obtuse at times. And I care, I really do!!!!!!!!

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I just went back to see if a nights sleep would raise my DIR status. I got from 75% to 87%. I'm booking the holiday to Wakulla with JJ and GI3 for next week.

    I also noticed that the little munchkin Anne-Marie (ammers. There can be only one. Well maybe two, or was there three at one point. I lost count!!!)  got in with a mighty 20%. See I told you all she wasn't that bad a lass.

    Tim- You have indeed been verified(or should that be vilified)

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[b said:
Quote[/b] ]I also noticed that the little munchkin Anne-Marie (ammers. There can be only one. Well maybe two, or was there three at one point. I lost count!!!)  got in with a mighty 20%. See I told you all she wasn't that bad a lass.
Yeah, but if you look:

1 %   George Irvine III

A lot of names are people having a laugh...
 

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66% DIR  


...but what's this at the end, bursting my new bubble?

"There is really no such thing as "xx % DIR". Only DIR, or stroke. "

Awwww, boo hoo, I haven't got the right colour dive socks so I can't play!  


Dave "Strokin' away" Archer

 
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