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I've had a few shark fins in my freezer for a while now. Whats the best way to cook and eat them......

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Bugger! I had the Ospreys for Christmas lunch. Could the eggs be substituted with Golden Eagle eggs?

Crap joke;
A poacher is walking through Balmoral estate one night with a bucket containing two Salmon. Out of the dark the Gamekeeper jumps out and demands to know what is in the bucket. The poacher replies "It's my pet Salmon. Every night I bring them here and let them swim about for 1/2 hour or so. When I whistle the Salmon come to the shore and jump back into the bucket".
Unsurprisingly the Gamekeeper is dubious. "Right", he says "You will show me that this is true, but I warn you, these are the Queens fish and if you are lying then it's the big house for you".
"OK!" said the poacher.
The pair of them go back to the river where the poacher drops the two fish in.
After a while the gamekeeper says " Right, whistle your Salmon back in".
"Salmon", The poacher retorts, "What fu**ing Salmon?"

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