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I read recently that crowded house have reformed and are touring this year. The younger YDers will be scratching their heads and asking who? Well it will come as no surprise that I've always been something of a romantic and in 1986, slipping seven inches of 'Don't say it's over' on the stereo was guaranteed to get a lady frothing like bottled bass.

What's your failsafe lurve tune?:love: :kiss2:
 

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When I was an impressionable youth Teddy Pendergrass & Big Bad Barry White were seen as the perfect ally to help you get your wicked way!!!:embarasse That was until the former was discovered in a car with a gentleman dressed in women's lingerie - kinda shattered the illusion!!

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When I was an impresissionable youth Teddy Pendergrass & Big Bad Barry White were seen as the perfect ally to help you get your wicked way!!!:embarasse That was until the former was discovered in a car with a gentleman dressed in women's lingerie - kinda shattered the illusion!!

John
Of course, the walrus of lurve! There were some very unkind jokes about Barry White being dug up and hollowed out to make a wetsuit for Vanessa Feltz IIRC....:)
 

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My dad had a collection of about 20 LPs from before he met me mum that were christened "dad's shagging records". Lots of slow, "midnight moods" type stuff apparently guaranteed to give her a slop-on* and drop her pants faster than force-feeding her rohypnol crushed into a cheeky vimto.


* apologies to our laydee reader for that particularly pleasant vulgarity
 

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There was an advert on telly recently for the greatest hits of crowded house. The slogan was "more hits than you remember!", it's true there were loads and loads of them :)
 

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Tubular Bells helped the first time the tassles got kicked off the rug ........... and no, that is not the euphamism that some of you may be thinking it is! :)
 

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If we're talking crowded house "Better Be Home Soon" was a great record.

There's only one shagging record though - Bob Seger '"we've got tonight"

Nick :angel:
 

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Bat Out of Hell! :embarassed:

That could explain my bad back! (all injuries sustained many years ago however :frown: )
 

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Well it will come as no surprise that I've always been something of a romantic
YEAH!
I seem to remember
" brace yourself..."

5 secs later...

"How was it for you??... be a good girl and make us a coffee..."

Coming from the next room to mine in Eric Catford House!!! :shade:
 

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Oh!

................................................ erm ...................................... it's rumoured to make your eyes water and .......................... I just wondered if .............................? :embarassed:
 

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I did say the NEXT room to mine!
Oh ............ I did wonder but thought that as you were bracing yourself that 5 seconds later in the next room ......................

Well, I'm pleased that was sorted out ...................... that sort of error can leave a lasting impression!

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