[Mark Davies]

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<font color='#000080'>I see that Porg has appointed herself as the Queen of Perv. As a servant of the realm and upholder of democratic law I feel duty bound not to allow such an act of blatant despotism.

Therefore, we have an open vote. Who is the YD Queen Of Perversion?

 

[Helen F H]

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spank you very much. Just cos the only reason i dive is that i can ponce about in a rubber suit in public without getting arrested.

 

[Mark Davies]

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Quote[/b] (Porg @ Dec. 26 2003,11:37)]Just cos the only reason i dive is that i can ponce about in a rubber suit in public without getting arrested.

<font color='#000080'>Don't be too sure of that . . . I'll be bringing my handcuffs to the Farnes!

 

[Noel Johnson]

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Christ Mark, don't go making promises like that

 

[Helen F H]

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<font color='#000080'>that reminds me of our clubs haloween party a few years ago. I went as miss whiplash, and my best mate went as a doctor, we stole her everything, scrubs, white coat, masks the lot.  Our DO (who is an inspector for Northumbria Police) went as a vampire.  As things got progressivley drunker, he ended up handcuffed for about and hour.  My mate dressed as the doc had the key and legged it outside when he figured out she had it.  

So picture this, a vampire in handcuffs chasing a doctor closely followed by miss whiplash.