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I have a big dog & I was buying a large bag of Winalot in Tesco
and was standing in the queue at the till.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.

On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Winalot Diet
again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the
hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an
intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.

I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and the way
that it works is to load your trouser pockets with Winalot nuggets and
simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.


Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that
condition because I had been poisoned.

I told her no, it was because I'd been sitting in the road
licking my balls and a car hit me.

:teeth: :) :teeth:
 
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