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<font color='#FF0000'>hi guys and gals

after the millionth arguement this week with the girlfriend about the NEED for me to dive every week i have decided something must be done for all divers!

so, here is divers dating agency!  


chris
male, 18, developing gills, seeks attractive understanding young lady, must agree with desire to dive and buy more kit than really needed... any takers, pm
 

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No this is not a reply as such, (I'm a bloke unless you haven't noticed). Why don't you get your existing girlfreind into diving too. Then you've got an excuse to dive every weekend (with her, 'I just want to be/dive with you this weekend honey'?), buy a whole new set of kit, this time the gear you would have bought first time round but didn't know about, using the excuse 'I love you so much I'm 'lending' you my kit and buying a WHOLE NEW SET


This way you get to dive every weekend (with her so she thinks your not going off to be without her) buy NEW KIT/GADGETS... etc.. and keep the existing relationship. (remember new realtionships have to be cultivated, which means non-diving time setting the relationship up enough so you can leave her at home without her thinking 'blxxdy going off again leaving me at home, ignoring me to be off with his mates'.

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fraid this is not a reply as such either, but i'd just like to agree with dave on the advantages of a diving relationship!

as part of one such myself, i must say it's great to

a) not have to choose between diving and spending time with boyfriend, and
b) be able to spend 'quality time' together dismantling regulators!



so get your girlfriend into diving!
 

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Quote[/b] (dcrampt @ Nov. 25 2003,09:14)]Dave (don't tell the missuss) C  
<font color='#000080'>Just a word of warning, mate. When I e-mailed Josie about the Anglesey trip she replied saying that she was signing up to YD!

She might already know. Hope you have a good evening!  
 

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<font color='#000F22'>See Chris this just aint on, we want the YD dating agency and all we get is smug couples replying


(mary, 26, apparently a badger - according to nitrox, and medical student)
 

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Well didn't I see a thread on here about the disadvantages of having a partner etc etc thats also into diving


Quote from my Ex Wife during a dive weekend to Skye
" What have you brought me to such a desolate Place for"?
Says it all really


Oh yes the diving was superb
 

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<font color='#FF0000'>12 hours later and still no messages...

she will not dive, ever, thanks for the great idea dcrampt, it just will never work

i cant afford her kit anyways, i need too much myself, thats part ofthe problem, i need someone who understands these things, if i say 'i need a another reg set' she says 'why do you need 2, or 3 or 4??' see, she just doesnt get it!
 

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<font color='#810541'>Marry her.

Within a very short period she'll be pleased to have you out of the house as often as possible.

Andy
 

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<font color='#FF0000'>the thing is i only get to see her at weekends cos were at uni, so its definatley diving or her, or diving and a female buddy/gf

ive got more chance of finding a dive partner by swapping her, was thinking...

go to egypt, sell her for a camel, head off to dahab, become a beduin and dive the blue hole everyday, cant think of a better plan

chris
 

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Hmmmm.   Male, 18, into diving.   Very tempting.


Unfortunately I don't fit the 'young' bit
 

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Quote[/b] (cthomas @ Nov. 25 2003,12:36)]go to egypt, sell her for a camel, head off to dahab, become a beduin and dive the blue hole everyday, cant think of a better plan

chris
"A" camel, as in only the one
Wazzup? she not a looker?
Get her to dye her hair blonde and you're looking at at least 50 camels minimum  
 

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<font color='#FF0000'>shes probably worth a few camels, but i only need one, unless your suggesting i should take a few YD'ers off on a camel trip to dahab?
 

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"Are you trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson...
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That's the spirit cthomas, boys your age are better off with a more mature woman
 

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Quote[/b] (cthomas @ Nov. 25 2003,12:43)]shes probably worth a few camels, but i only need one, unless your suggesting i should take a few YD'ers off on a camel trip to dahab?
Well Gav and I did a little research on the camel exchange rate for some of the female divers on the recent RS gig, very tempting indeed... I'll PM you the details of a good dealer
 

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Forget the camel, I have been trying to swap the wife for an inspiration on the rereather forum for the last week.  No takers as yet  


I did try ebay, but apparently they have a strict policy on human traffic
 

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<font color='#FF0000'>this thread didnt quite work as i wanted, nearly half the regular lads have contributed, but the girls dont seem to be interested...
maybe if i posted my picture... only thing is, i look like this


chris
 
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