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1. Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxitive on the same night.

2. If you had to identify in one word the reason why the human race has not achieved and never will achieve its full potential that word would be "meetings".

3. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".

4. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.

5. You should never confuse your career with your life.

6.Never lick a steak knife.

7 The most destructive force in the universe is gossip.

8. Nobody cares if you cant dance well, just get up and dance.

9. You should never say anything to a woman that remotely suggest that she is pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big deal about your birthday. That time is age eleven.

11. A person who is nice to you but rude to a waiter is not a nice person.

12. Your friends love you anyway.

13. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

14. Men are like a fine wine. Thay start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.


Dave
 

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3. There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness".
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Yes. I have put this on the dive club committee agenda for the quarterly meetings but we need to have a full branch meeting to discuss it in depth.

Sadly, some members are unavailable at the weekends due to frivolous activities such as diving which has consistantly interfered with the branch training program and caused great consernation to the TO who is seriously considering the removal of acces to the club RIB to the more active members to ensure that they are available for important branch events like this and not off looking at wrecks or some other nonsense when they should be taking the OD trainees to Stoney Cove or preparing a snorkelling pool session for the instructor trainees who need to practice their skills for the OWIC when the regional committe organise it subject of course to having the available facilities which is unlikely as I saw the regional coach last week going off diving somewhere for christ's sake what I it they don't understand I ask myself bearing in mind how long they have been members you would think they know by now...
 

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Who forgot the chocolate Hob-Nobs? Ohh FFS I'm off...
 
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