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ight, how do you close a thread? This is turning into a dick-measuring contest, and I find it offensive. Just a sec, there's a "report this post to a moderator" funstion! What, other than the blatantly obvious, does that do? Is some one going to get their arse slapped? Do I have to have a reason? Is it 3 strikes and you're out? Because frankly, despite some badly disguised attempts at humour, some of you are into 7 or 8 pops at making Digger cry. If I cry about a post, is that offensive enough to get it removed?
I'm in tears that I'm sad enough to care. Look what you all did. I hope you're satisfied.
John, there is no way you can go back to British Columbia before I've been there the first time! OK, I tell you what, I'll start up the fund if my ticket comes out of the money first, ok?
And as a footnote, beware Auntie Stella. She might look very nice and everything on the surface, but deep down she's an evil creation who will make you chat up women who'd be beter off on a lead, and take on guys who are obviously twice or three times the size of you. And trained in martial arts. Just a warning, as there may be some younger YDers for whom there's still hope...