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Look.
We wear a big divers knife strapped to our leg because it makes us look tough in front of the ladies.
We call them Masks and Fins because Goggles and Flippers is what little kids use and the
ladies are not impressed by all that kids stuff.
We use the cylinder to blow air over our regulators because it makes a big noise, which makes the ladies look around and notice us with our Masks and Fins and big dive knife,
and we look really tough and great.
Snorkels are great for messing about pretending to have sword fights in front of the ladies.
It's all about testosterone poisoning.
Sheesh. I thought everyone knew all this.
I mean, who looks cool sneaking about quietly with a small pair of scissors and some goggles and flippers on?
Huh? Well?
Of course.
I'm, right aren't I.
Aren't I?
Yes.
Listen to your Uncle Andrew and you'll be all right.
You know it makes sense.
_
Look.
We wear a big divers knife strapped to our leg because it makes us look tough in front of the ladies.
We call them Masks and Fins because Goggles and Flippers is what little kids use and the
ladies are not impressed by all that kids stuff.
We use the cylinder to blow air over our regulators because it makes a big noise, which makes the ladies look around and notice us with our Masks and Fins and big dive knife,
and we look really tough and great.
Snorkels are great for messing about pretending to have sword fights in front of the ladies.
It's all about testosterone poisoning.
Sheesh. I thought everyone knew all this.
I mean, who looks cool sneaking about quietly with a small pair of scissors and some goggles and flippers on?
Huh? Well?
Of course.
I'm, right aren't I.
Aren't I?
Yes.
Listen to your Uncle Andrew and you'll be all right.
You know it makes sense.
_
