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Look.
We wear a big divers knife strapped to our leg because it makes us look tough in front of the ladies.
We call them Masks and Fins because Goggles and Flippers is what little kids use and the
ladies are not impressed by all that kids stuff.
We use the cylinder to blow air over our regulators because it makes a big noise, which makes the ladies look around and notice us with our Masks and Fins and big dive knife,
and we look really tough and great.
Snorkels are great for messing about pretending to have sword fights in front of the ladies.
It's all about testosterone poisoning.
Sheesh. I thought everyone knew all this.
I mean, who looks cool sneaking about quietly with a small pair of scissors and some goggles and flippers on?
Huh? Well?
Of course.
I'm, right aren't I.
Aren't I?
Yes.
Listen to your Uncle Andrew and you'll be all right.
You know it makes sense.
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2Tanx, Dude,

I just gotta get me some of what you're smokin mate....!
 

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Hells Bells wondered where that lost stash got to......
Relax... he`ll come out of it in a week or 2
steve
 

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And I thought Andy went diving to compensate for his tiny cock.

Shows how wrong you can be !!!!!
 

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That can't be right?! 2Tanx was telling me that the rest of Green Watch call him 'Tripod'!!

He did alight the news that his Johnson is 2 inches.......from the floor!!
 

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Now now boys!!!

Enough!

Fi

(I blame Gav for lowering the tone!)
 

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yes its true... I am hung like a hamster, a 10 foot tall one!!
 

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Why do girls dive then???

Don't tell me...so we can hang around with such macho men?!

Or is it so we can laugh at the inadequacies of all the above!

Bless!
 

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Well, a hamster is going to feel pretty happy with his lot stood next to a load of divers who have just spent an hour in freezing water and are now "reduced" to playing sword fights with their snorkels!

Hee hee....
 
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