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If my wife stood on our dining table with her boots on she'd get a slap!
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Oh, I'm sorry - I think I just wet myself laughing!!!

What a complete plonker!

I had never seen a photo of him before, and for some reason I expected him to be older, but now it all falls into place!  Aren't steroids contraindicative for diving?  They certainly can cause a shortening of temper - how is he at reasoned responses these days??


But he does love cute furry animals so he must be in touch with his feminine side....  

Ken and Barbie do diving...do you think they would do a PADI video if they were asked nicely?

(Edited by Lou at 4:04 pm on Feb. 17, 2003)
 

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Come to think of it, she does have a couple of key attributes....if I could only remember what they are......?

And yes, any chap with a deportment like this deserves a sound thrashing - Speedoes?
What was he thinking?? ;)

I'm off to get my horse-whip!

Oh, you might want to visit GI3's own personal website and get his opinion on how he feels about his trout parading pictures of him across the web. You can check it out at:

http://www.DoIGiveTheImpressionI'mGay?.com

I'm with Lou on this one: If anyone had taken pics of me with such a casual abandonment of taste, they'd be hearing from my lawyer!!


(Edited by Bren Tierney at 4:41 pm on Feb. 17, 2003)
 

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Check ou the scooter website for scooters built by "Trey's" fair hands...

And I quote....."He sees no other way to do that but to do it himself, and he likes doing it"

See, we always knew he was a [email protected]~&er ;)
 

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I honestly thought this was wind-up, but on second thoughts it looks like its for real, but why is he called 'Tey' is it anything to do with Milk Tray. Oh talk about lose your street cred in one hit, she'd have to go if she was mine then I'd have to do something serious with myself for allowing anyone to photo me like THAT! Oh and have you seen the bit where they're all smoochy and its got revolv(t)ing hearts as well - sick bucket please Nurse.
How can ANYBODY EVER take him serious again. Please tell me this is a wind-up, nobody could be that stupid!
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jeeeeeeezus, you obviously can`t tell a man like that hes doing something wrong!.
Best laugh Ive had in ages, nice one!!
 

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Camper than a row of nine pink chiffon tents  - methinks a confirmed friend of Dorothy.

I bet he's got every Erasure record ever produced.

George "Trey" Irvine: "Don't dive with strokes and does my bum look big in this?"
 

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:lol2: He looks like an extra from a porn movie to me, come to that, so does she...  I'll never get upset at being called a stroke after seeing that. Just the kid of tosser that thinks "exotic pets" are acceptable, f***ing sugar gliders, I suppose next they'll have a colony of lemurs in his backgarden just cos they're cute :ne_nau: FFS!
 

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Had to get out the vomit bag! It gets better if you mix up the meaning of 'pina Rosa' in couple of languages.  Rosa is pink in Portuguguese whilst 'Pina' is slang for 'p**sy' in Hungarian, thus Pink Pu**y! :eyebrow:
Maybe they are both extras of a cheap porn movie?
 

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Just back from the loo after ralphing, what is it about America, why does it produce so many self serving people.

YUK!!!!!

Mind you both of em are about a D cup
 

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Pretty awful isn't it? Notice on the www.gavinscooters.com page that the great man is posing, yet again, in his Speedos behind a scooter thats almost as big as him. Now does that make it a big scooter or is he a dwarf?
Discuss ! :eye-popin:

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I had a good laugh after being sick.  Mind you, I had to print them off to show cook to convince her it wasn't her cooking that made me sick.  Talk about big headed and self opinionated - what an arse he is!  Probably has the IQ of a carpet tile.  If brains were cotton wool, he wouldn't have enough to stuff his D-cups with.  I bet if he took up origami he'd find a way to make it dangerous - what a complete berk!  I'm not looking at that again - I want to hold onto my dinner today!  Dive safely people.
 

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Her CV claims she has a degree in CS, so unless the americans have completely devalued the system that's got to be good for a few IQ points.
 

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I once met someone with a Computing Science degree who went completely blank at seeing a DOS prompt, they only knew windows...

I think I'm right in saying that American (undergraduate) degrees aren't anywhere near as demanding as ours, and even more academically advanced yanks I've met personally haven't really impressed me that much, partially because they still don't know a #### about anything outside of America, like the American MSc student who felt he had to explain what "Pepsi" was, sheesh...
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No matter what her CV says, she's still "feeding the pony" with GI3 (unless she's his "cover"!) and that means she must be a few sandwiches short.

And we've all seen the output called her website.  I think the "taste" section of her brain has been cauterised by that Florida sunshine!
 

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Lou
you are protesting rather loud, you sure you havent got the 'hots' for that hunk - GI3 I mean. I've seen how you react to speedos!
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####!  Spotted!!

That's right, I've seen the light and GI3 is the man for me......

We can share happy days making embroidered cushions, flower arranging, and indulging in a spot of home baking.

Do you think he has a wardrobe full of Speedos for every occasion?  And why aren't they techie black?
 
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